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by: Penn Collins On  Tuesday, July 28, 2015
Tags:  Alabama   Biography   Nick Saban  

Nick Saban

Just when you think you know something about your favorite coach, you read their biography and find out something new, and kind of weird. For instance, in Nick Saban‘s biography, likely sold exclusively in the state of Alabama, he manages to turn a story around to teach a lesson to his kids.

Of course, this seems to all be in jest, especially given the profanity, but Saban’s life lesson is “don’t sleep with anyone who has less to lose than you do.” Which is why he said he would only sleep with Hilary Clinton.

Here’s a pic of the excerpt from his book:

Fantastic. She’s a little busy right now, but she should free up in 1-9 years, depending on how the next few months go. In the meantime, Nick Saban can probably just kick it with his wife or something.