Twitter Reacts to Photos Of Jason Pierre-Paul’s Blown-Up Hand
Today, the world was provided with its first look at Jason Pierre-Paul’s blown-up hand. And, of course, Twitter reacted.
— Per Sources Sports (@PerSources14) September 17, 2015
— Chris Law (@ChrisLaw) September 15, 2015
— scott linn (@scottlinn980) September 17, 2015
— BearDevil (@GotdamBear) September 17, 2015
No matter how hard school gets, I can always remember I didn’t lose $14.4 million by turning my hand into a nub with a firework. #JPP
— Peter Roth (@petroth23) September 17, 2015
So basically JPP is just a Ninja Turtle now pic.twitter.com/VFhMaawUbG
— Milmore (@StoolMilmore) September 17, 2015
Am I the only one who was expecting JPP’s finger to look worse?
— Jimmy Traina (@JimmyTraina) September 17, 2015
“Okay, JPP, these photos may get leaked publicly, so pose like a zombie on a quest for my brain.”
— Gourmet Spud (@gourmetspud) September 17, 2015
— Chile Limon (@chilelimon616) September 17, 2015
Didn’t see a single WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE? tweet about JPP’s fingers and I am simultaneously relieved and disappointed.
— RUSS BENGT$ON (@russbengtson) September 17, 2015
[sees photos of JPP’s fingers] whoa never mess around with fireworks; football is too important pic.twitter.com/CQXGsG5KNf
— Mike Tunison (@xmasape) September 17, 2015
JPP still has better hands than Darrius Heyward-Bey. pic.twitter.com/Alyja8wkNt
— BigHeadSports (@BigHeadSports) September 17, 2015
That last Tweet is sooooo true.