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David Ortiz Gets an Offer from Vivid Video to Become a Porn Star

by: Penn Collins On  Thursday, September 24, 2015

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In news that’s almost certain to threaten his lucrative endorsement deal with Dunkin’ Donuts, David Ortiz has been offered the opportunity to become an adult film actor from porn studio Vivid Video. The company acted quickly, as just yesterday, news spread that Ortiz said he would have liked to wind up a porn star if he wasn’t a baseball player.

The film would naturally be called Big Papi’s Slugger, and the studio has offered him $100K, or roughly one day’s baseball wages to make his dream come true. The film would star, according to the Vivid CEO, David Ortiz with about 4-5 women at once, because “his personality is just too big for one.”

All right then. They seem to have thought this through. Please stick to your day job, David.

Hat Tip – [TMZ]

 

 



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