Naturally, the Only Thing Anyone Wanted to Talk About During This Week’s Fred Smoot AMA Was the Vikings Sex Boat
Former NFL cornerback Fred Smoot is a big fan of the reddit AMA, which of course stands for “ask me anything.” However, in the past his AMAs always end up being dominated by questions about the infamous Minnesota Vikings Sex Boat scandal.
Now, if you are unfamiliar with the Vikings Sex Boat scandal, it’s pretty much exactly what it sounds like.
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In 2005, 17 memebers of the Minnesota Vikings rented two house boats on Lake Minnetonka, flew in a bunch of hookers from Georgia and Florida, and had themselves an epic sex party. Guys like Daunte Culpepper, Pat Williams, Bryant McKinnie, Nate Burleson, and Mewelde Moore were all there. But Fred Smoot was the ringleader of the operation—an operation which, according to the attorney for the boat charter company, entailed such sex acts as “masturbation, oral sex, anal sex, woman on man, woman on woman, man on man, toys, double penetration, middle of the floor, middle of the couches, middle of the room.” (Thanks, Wikipedia!)
Smoot has addressed the Vikings Sex Boat scandal in past AMAs. Check out this explicit exchange from a 2013 AMA, via the folks over at Deadspin:
NotaRageComic:I heard Bryant McKinnie picked a girl up, put her on the bar and ate her out on the bar and that’s overrated?!? You throw some crazy parties.
FredSmoot21: we call that runnin through the okra patch!
However, these days Smoot is tired of talking about the Sex Boat. So before the reddit AMA he did this week, he put a big old asterisk next to “anything”:
Can we please stop asking about the sex boat? That shit was like 10 years ago and it wasn’t even that cool. Stay off of boats kids.
Hate to beak it to you Fred, but no one is ever going to stop asking you about the Vikings Sex Boat. Ever.
Hat Tip – [Deadspin]