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A Man Named ‘Dallas Cowboy’ Was, Unsurprisingly, Arrested (Pic)
If you have the name “Dallas Cowboy,” and you don’t even hail from Texas, there’s a strong likelihood that your life’s road map has pretty much been set for you. Such is the story of Dallas Cowboy Johnson, a West Virginia man who was arrested for…something bad.
Unfortunately, the nature of his offense isn’t available immediately through mugshots.com, but it must have been a doozy, because his bail was set at $25,000, which means it probably wasn’t some measly traffic offense.
Here’s another pic of the young go-getter:
Let’s hope he puts this matter behind him so he can take the off-season to really focus on the Johnny Manziel acquisition.