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Oh, Dear God: Puerto Rican Corpse Sat at a Poker Table for His Own Wake (Pics)

by: Penn Collins On  Friday, January 29, 2016
Tags:  Death   Poker2   Puerto Rican   Wake  

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Today in “awful things you can’t un-see”: A ghost-white corpse of a Puerto Rican man was seated at a poker table with his (living buddies) to honor his life at a wake. It sounds kinda cute, but the pictures dispense with that illusion pretty quickly. It’s a dead guy in tacky poker garb, seated upright.

Makes you realize that Weekend at Bernie’s, once you get past the hijinks, is a pretty dark film.

Here’s another awful picture. Make it stop:

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Ahhhh! Take my money! I fold. You’re dead. Go in the ground!

His mom said to reporters, ““I want him to be remembered as a happy person because he was always like that.”¬†

Well, then maybe don’t offer this ghastly visage to the public. Let people use their imaginations to color their recollections of him.

Hat tip to Don Broj for the find.



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