Mike Evans Wedding Had Johnny Manziel AND a Harry Potter-Themed Cake, So It Was Way Better than Your Wedding (Pics)
Tampa Bay Buccaneers wide receiver Mike Evans got married on Saturday, and there are two reasons why you should care.
Well okay, not care, but take interest.
First, Evans’ former Texas A&M gunslinger Johnny Manziel was there. And while he may look devious as hell in this photo…
Just wanted to say congratulations againand I wanted to welcome my new cousin in law (Ashli Evans) into the family. Also I wanted to tell someone who was like another brother to me, that words can’t explain how happy I am for you bro just continue to shine and make ALL your dreams come true. Love you bro/Ash too #EvansLastingLove @jmanziel2 in the background
The truth is that Johnny Domestic Violence must have been on his best behavior, because everyone at the wedding was using the hashtag #evanslastinglove, and if Johnny was partying too hard the whole world would have heard about it by now.
Instead, it seems that Johnny had things under control for once. He even took time to pose for selfies with star-struck guests.
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The other reason you should care about the Mike Evans wedding? The guy had a Harry Potter-themed groom’s cake
— Jerron Reese (@CoachReese12) February 15, 2016
Turns out Mike Evans is a huge Harry Potter nerd, and he doesn’t care who knows it. Apparently he even owns a bunch of capes and quidditch sticks and whatnot. Which is hilarious because, you know, Mike Evans doesn’t really seem like the kind of guy who would own a bunch of capes and quidditch sticks.
(Quidditch sticks are a thing, right?)
Anyway, mazel tov to the happy couple. But let’s hope they don’t name their first son Johnny Dumbledore.