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Oh Sam Bradford. You should have just put your head down and gone about doing your job. You just signed a contract that guarantees you $22 million over the next two years. But you didn’t like that the Eagles decided to draft a new “franchise quarterback.” So you spoke up. And now? Now you’re being mocked by a sandwich. A sandwich, Sam.
Drew Abbruzzese, owner of Big Q BBQ in Levittown, PA, is sick of Bradford’s whining. So on Wednesday, he’s giving away 150 Sam Bradford sandwiches, every ingredient in which is a dig at the pouting QB.
There’s pulled pork, which represents Bradford getting pulled. There’s deep-fried jalapeños, which represent Bradford being on the hot seat. There’s a potato roll, which represents Bradford going down like a sack of potatoes. There’s spicy cream cheese, which is a salute to Eagles fans. And then there’s fried chicken, which represents the fact that Bradford, a chicken, is cooked.
Oh, and the sandwich comes with a moist towelette, so people can clean themselves up and move on when they’re done with the Sam Bradford.
If you’re a hungry Eagles fan who can’t be one of the 150 people to get a Sam Bradford sandwich for free, don’t worry. Abbruzzese says it will be on special for just $5 until Bradford gets traded. After that the price will go up to seven bucks, which, not coincidentally, is Bradford’s jersey number.
UPDATE: Due to overwhelming demand, the special has been extended to 4pm Wednesday.