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by: Esteban On  Tuesday, May 10, 2016

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Every year on the first Saturday of May, rich and/or famous people from all over the country flock to Churchill Downs in silly hats to watch the Kentucky Derby. But this post isn’t about them. This post is about rich college bros who, on the first Friday in May, show up at Churchill Downs with their pastel polos tucked into their pastel chino shorts to watch the Kentucky Oaks. Because this year, at the Kentucky Oaks, there was a bro brawl of epic proportions.

Sadly, we do not know what started it. Maybe some kid named Chad stole some other kid named Chad’s girl. Maybe, after a few too many mint juleps, they got into an argument over who’s granddad runs the biggest wealth management firm in Louisville.

What we do know for sure is that this is the most pastel street fight anybody has ever seen. It’s just a big blur of pink and blue and green and lilac. If f*cking Monet had painted a still life of dudes brawling, this is what it would look like.

Also, while these kids are pretty shitty fighters on the whole, one of these bowtie-wearin gangstas kicks a dude in the face and knocks him out cold. So that’s pretty sweet.

Take a look:

It’s unclear whether any arrests were made, but…oh, who am I kidding? You know none of these douchebags was arrested.

Hat Tip – [Bro Bible]



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