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Nickelodeon, Doing God’s Work, Dumped a Bunch of Green Slime on Russell Wilson (Video)
Russell Wilson, a man with good family values who will one day soon begin having sex, made an appearance at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards recently. And he got slimed.
None of this is THAT out of the ordinary, since lots of athletes attend the kid-friendly event, and the kid-friendly event loves to drop slime on people. It’s kind of their thing.
However, what IS odd about this display is that Russell Wilson was at a rehearsal when he got slimed. I guess that’s…the sort of thing you need to rehearse for? I’m not completely clear on that.
Anyway, let’s just watch the video and enjoy it for what it is: Russell Wilson getting a little bit of his dignity stripped away: