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What on Earth Happened to USMNT Goalie Nick Rimando’s Finger?

by: Penn Collins On  Friday, May 20, 2016
Tags:  Finger   Nick Rimando   USMNT  

As you can see, one of these things is not like the other.

TMZ, without much (any) context or explanation, posted this charming photo of USMNT goalie Nick Rimando‘s hand. It’s not clear if this is just a goofy thing that his hand does, or if it’s a recent injury that happened during the course of his job.

Check it out:

finger 2

In any event, that’s not how fingers work, and his hand in general looks like it was sketched by a toddler. His thumb’s too low, he’s got a tiny little pointer finger nail…the whole area is just a mess.

That said, if I was going to start addressing issues, I would start with the disgustingly wayward pinky. No way you’re gonna be playing catch in the front yard with that going on.