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Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Will Do ANYTHING to Get Into a Championship Photo (Pics)
Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is a megalomaniac sex-fiend hell bent on glorifying himself with strippers and championships. However, while he manages to accomplish the former on a fairly regular basis, he has not been able to accomplish the latter in 20 years. And it seems Jerry is starting to get a little desperate.
How do we know? Because Jerry went to a youth basketball tournament in Dallas over the weekend and weaselled his way into as many championship photos as he could.
Yes, really. There were nine different age divisions at the PrimeTime Sports 2016 Dallas Elite Hoops Showcase over the weekend, and thanks to Twitter we know that Jerry Jones somehow wound up in two different championship team photos.
Here’s a tweet from one kid who seemed pretty psyched to meet Jerry:
Got 1st place.
Got to meet Jerry jones!! pic.twitter.com/3fSgk77Llh
— brandon frazier (@frazier277) May 23, 2016
And here’s a tweet from another kid who seems pretty confused as to why the f— Jerry was in their team photo:
Some good wins this tourney! Somehow jerry Jones (the owner of the Dallas Cowboys) got into our team picture? pic.twitter.com/SLSHmTLymN
— Nate Spencer (@unashamedballer) May 23, 2016
Congratuations, Jerry Jones. YOU DID IT!!!
Hat Tip – [Terez Owens]