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Aaron Rodgers does not have to compete on a stupid reality dating show in order to find himself a hot babe. He’s already dating Olivia Munn, because that’s just the kind of good fortune that befalls NFL superstars.
Aaron Rodgers’ brother, Jordan Rodgers? He needs a stupid reality dating show. The guy had a very solid career as a walk-on QB at Vandy, which is more than most guys can say. But his NFL career never got further than a few practice squads. So now he’s a contestant on this season of The Bachelorette, which started this week on ABC.
How’s he doing so far? Well, bachelorette JoJo Fletcher says she and Jordan had “an immediate connection…like we were boyfriend and girlfriend on night one.” Also, she totally made out with him on the first episode. So that’s good, I guess.
Unfortunately for Jordan, his fellow suitors are jealous as f*ck.
“You’re a 27-year-old failed football player,” whined one butthurt crybaby, according to TMZ. “You’ve done nothing with your life other than throw a piece of leather.”
Don’t let the haters get you down, Jordan. They’re just jealous their brothers aren’t incredibly rich NFL players with ridiculously hot girlfriends. You go get that bachelorette.