Jason Pierre-Paul Is Wisely Choosing Not to Celebrate the 4th of July This Year
Last year, Jason Pierre-Paul really went all out in celebrating America’s independence. In fact, he was so enthused that he blew off a few of his fingers with fireworks. So this year, he’s taking a step back and spending the holiday outside of the U.S.
Here’s what Pierre-Paul will be up to:
Jason Pierre-Paul on his 4th of July plans: “I won’t even be in the United States. Where I’m going, they don’t celebrate 4th of July.”
— Ralph Vacchiano (@RVacchianoNYDN) June 6, 2016
That’s probably a good plan. Because the fewer fingers you have left, the more valuable they become.
The former defensive star only played eight games last year following his injury, and struggled to make plays with his giant wrapped club-hand, so it seems he should hang on to his remaining fingers like grim death.