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Russell Wilson and Ciara are Married!!! Sex to Come Shortly…
Normally I could care less about a football player’s wedding, but what makes today’s union between Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson and Ciara so special is that it marks the end of their commitment to celibacy before marriage.
You know what that means, right? Someone’s getting laid tonight!!!
And in case you haven’t figured it out, that someone is Russell Wilson…and Ciara.
On second thought, I still don’t care about this wedding.
Congrats, Russ. Hopefully you haven’t forgotten how to use it.