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DeMarcus Ware and Shane Ray Raced for $10,000. And the Winner Was… (Video)
If you’ve ever watched Hard Knocks or sports reports from NFL training camps, then you know how insufferably boring the whole thing can be. It’s coaches spouting cliche gibberish while grown men are kept prisoner in dorm rooms. But once a week, they get to go swimming or something. Yay?
Anyway, in an effort to make camp a little more interesting for themselves, the other players, and fans, DeMarcus Ware and Shane Ray bet $10,000 on who the faster outside linebacker was.
Ray won in a VERY close race. Like, photo finish:
— Austin Enney (@Austin_Enney) August 25, 2016
I guess here’s a good time to mention that Ware is a 34-year-old with back issues, and Ray’s 23. Which leads me to believe that Ray should have beaten him by a LOT more.
Now, Shane, take that money and go straight to your financial advisor and deposit it into your Roth IRA. And don’t forget to declare it on your taxes as income.