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BREAKING: Peyton Manning Signs Two Week Contract With the New England Patriots

by: Black Adam Schefter On  Tuesday, September 20, 2016

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Foxborough, MA: New England Patriots back-up QB Jimmy Garoppolo was having an outstanding 1st half against the Miami Dolphins on Sunday, throwing for 234 yards and three touchdowns while leading the Patriots to a 21-0 advantage.

Then tragedy struck in the second quarter when Miami linebacker Kiko Alonso tackled Garoppolo hard on his throwing shoulder, forcing him to miss the rest of the game.

X-Rays came back negative for Jimmy Garoppolo with no broken bones, but he’s still projected to be out for 6 weeks.

On Monday afternoon, it was reported that retired QB and longtime nemesis of the Patriots, Peyton Manning, would be signing a 2-week contract to play for the Pats until Tom Brady gets back from his deflategate suspension.

When asked why he was making the decision to help the Patriots out, after scratching his entire forehead for 12 minutes, Manning had this to say:

“The white delegation called me and said they needed a favor and I couldn’t turn it down, because ‘White Lives Matter’. So, here I am.”

“Plus, I was promised if I was on the roster at any point during the season and the Pats won the Super Bowl, I would get a piece of that action.”

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