Cleveland Police Issued a Harsh ‘Missing Person’ Report for the Cubs’ Offense (Tweet)
After the Cubs got pretty much rocked by the Indians’ entire pitching lineup last night, they’re no doubt talking about what they can do to turn things around. Cleveland Police noticed this watching the game last night, but I’m not sure they’re really trying to help all that much.
Here’s what they sent out:
— Cleveland Police (@CLEpolice) October 26, 2016
Man, I hope if I go missing, they’ll send out a Missing Persons notification with far fewer emojis.
Maybe they’ll do better against Trevor Bauer, the guy whose finger turned to liquid during his last outing.