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Bills Dildo Thrower Says It Wasn’t Used & Applauds Himself: ‘It Was a Great Toss’ (Audio)

by: Black Adam Schefter On  Tuesday, November 1, 2016

During yesterday’s game between the Buffalo Bills & New England Patriots, social media became unglued when a dildo landed at the 1-yard line while a play was in progress.

One day later, the mystery dildo tosser is making the rounds, talking to whomever will listen to his story about how he snuck the dildo in and why he had a dildo in the first place.

Appearing on the “Trainwreck Sports” podcast, the dildo tosser stated the penis was actually part of his girlfriend’s costume as they were both dressed as 70′s porn stars.

“My goal was to pretty much get it as far as I could on the field because I was in row 18, so it was pretty far away,” he said. “It was a great toss.”

“I wore two pairs of pants,” he said when asked how he managed to get the sex toy to his seat. “I was freaking out if they (were going to) grab it, but they didn’t pat me down.”

 



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