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Bill Belichick Trades His Girlfriend To The Browns After She Asked For Spending Money

by: Black Adam Schefter On  Wednesday, November 2, 2016

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Just a few days after shocking the sports world by trading Pro Bowl linebacker Jamie Collins to the Cleveland Browns, New England head coach Bill Belichick had one more trade in him.

Wednesday morning, Belichick’s girlfriend, Linda Holliday, just wanted a little spending money to go shopping and get her hair and nails done.

How did Belichick respond? He informed the Patriots front office that he was trading her immediately to the Cleveland Browns for a 4th round draft pick.

“I’m so confused. It’s not like I asked for ‘Von Miller money’ or anything, I just wanted to look nice for him and now I’m traded??” – Linda Holliday

During Wednesday’s weekly press conference, reporters pressed Belichick on why the sudden trade in his personal life. His response:

Bill: “We’re on to Seattle.”

Reporter: “…But it’s your bye week.”

Bill: “You want to end up in Cleveland too?”

Reporter: “You’re on to Seattle. Got it.”

(Parody)

Inspired by: The Kicker



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