Raiders Themed Brothel Called “Pirate’s Booty Sports Brothel” to Open Outside Vegas
On Monday NFL owners voted 31-1 in favor of moving the Raiders from Oakland to Las Vegas, where hotel billionaires and government officials are basically throwing stacks of hundred dollar bills at owner Mark Davis. Now, less than 24 hours later, we have a report that a Raiders themed brothel is in the works.
The new brothel is the brainchild of Dennis Hof, owner of the world infamous Moonlight Bunny Ranch brothel, a.k.a. the place where Lamar Odom overdosed. Apparently it’s been in the works for months, but Hof was waiting for the Raiders’ move to become official to make the announcement.
The name of Hof’s newest house of ill repute? Pirate’s Booty Sports Brothel.
“I’ve had a license for a seventh brothel near Las Vegas for some time now, but I was waiting for the right time to launch another house of debauchery,” Hof said in a press release. “The Raiders coming to Vegas will mean big business for me, so my next sex den will honor the Men in Black and their Raider Nation.”
But wait, there’s more! Hof is also dragging late Raiders tackle Darrell Russell into this.
“Pirate’s Booty will have the magnificent ‘Darrell Russell Hall of Dames,’ named after the late great Raiders defensive tackle and well known Bunny Ranch patron,” Hof says. “The VIP section will be exclusively available to Raiders players and other high-profile athletes, and staffed with over twenty cheerleader-garbed working girls called either the ‘Wide Receivers’ or ‘Hookerettes,’ I haven’t decided.”
One can only assume Raiders players will get a discount.
In unrelated news, Roger Goodell just hired 50 more lawyers.
Hat Tip – [Uproxx]