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Blake Bortles Said He Played Darts During Hurricane Irma Power Outage, and Twitter Gave Us 500 Variations of the Same Joke (Tweets)
Hurricane Irma didn’t do nearly as much damage to Jacksonville as it did to southern Florida, but the city did experience flooding and power outages.
On Wednesday, Jacksonville Jaguars quarterback Blake Bortles told reporters that his foundation was going to be helping the city recover. Which is awesome. Unfortunately for Bortles, that’s not all he told reporters.
Blake Bortles lost Internet/Wi-Fi bc of storm: “You forget how bad that sucks. I played darts by myself yesterday for an hour and a half.”
— Jim Wyatt (@jwyattsports) September 13, 2017
Would you like to take a guess as to what Twitter had to say about this?
That’s right. Twitter made about 500 different errant dart jokes. Take a look:
That poor wall. https://t.co/q9VcxlMUAE
— Matt Miller (@nfldraftscout) September 13, 2017
His poor walls. And ceiling. And pets. https://t.co/hZgkrHczBh
— Mark Ennis (@MarkEnnis) September 13, 2017
the wall returned one of the darts for a pick-six https://t.co/y384uc8t5V
— Sean Gentille (@seangentille) September 13, 2017
it appears bortles has some significant drywall patch repair in his near future https://t.co/5ggJ5V7Iqa
— Jim Lohmar (@jimlohmar) September 13, 2017
I feel bad for his drywall https://t.co/6yv8ZVuLJ0
— eznark (@eznark) September 13, 2017
In a related story, Bortles’ neighbor needs four new tires and a window. https://t.co/zgYKhKGA6j
— Darin Gantt (@daringantt) September 13, 2017
Probably hit the board twice. https://t.co/h1ov5Fs84D
— Cian Fahey (@Cianaf) September 13, 2017
No truth to the rumor that he never hit that target, either. https://t.co/i6NifLyjCM
— Benjamin Allbright (@AllbrightNFL) September 13, 2017
he can probably claim the wall around his dart board as storm damage then
— Patrick (@McBPJ) September 13, 2017
Live look at Blake Bortles throwing darts. pic.twitter.com/Op0ot2MOVl
— NFL (@DTWD904) September 13, 2017
Pretty sure this is how it looked pic.twitter.com/U4ydaKsPY5
— JChomes (@mrFiveSixOne) September 13, 2017
Pretty much walked right into that one, didn’t he?
Hat Tip – [FTW]