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Police in Colorado Springs are asking the public for any information they might have regarding a female jogger who is apparently pooping all over town. And not behind bushes or trees, but right out in the open, in broad daylight, in front of horrified onlookers.
Locals have taken to calling the culprit the “Mad Pooper.”
One Colorado Springs family appears to have been taking the brunt of the fecal matter. Cathy Budde told local CBS affiliate KKTV that the jogger has been defecating in their neighborhood, right outside her family’s house, for weeks.
Budde’s kids were the first to witness the Mad Pooper in the act. When they saw her doing her business in the middle of the day, they ran inside to tell their mom.
“They are like, ‘There’s a lady taking a poop!’” Budde told KKTV. “So I come outside, and I’m like, ‘Are you serious? Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?’ She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry!’”
The Mad Pooper has also been spotted pooping in backyards and the parking lot of a nearby Walgreens. Every report indicates she brings her own tissue to wipe herself, and there are several public restrooms in the area. So it is obvious these are not emergency situations.
Police have asked Cathy Budde to keep taking photos of the woman so they can identify her. If caught, she’ll face charges of indecent exposure and public defecation.
Take a look at the report from KKTV:
If you made this story up, nobody would believe you. Let’s hope they catch the “Mad Pooper” soon and put her excrement-filled reign of terror to an end.
Hat Tip – [Deadspin]