Argentina’s Soccer Team Gives Players A Manual Teaching Them How To Get Lucky With A Russian Girl

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When traveling to another country to compete against another club, there’s certain things that soccer players should know how to do. Apparently in Argentina, picking up chicks is one of those things.

Argentina’s Football Association recently threw caution to the wind by holding a course for their players on how to “get lucky with a Russian girl” ahead of the 2018 World Cup in Russia.

Yep, that’s right. They wanted their players to be prepared for any possible sex they might be having.

Via THE SUN:

“The guidance was included in a manual on Russian culture given to execs, coaches, players and journalists heading to next month’s tournament.

Guests accompanying Lionel Messi & Co. to the tournament were shocked to be given tips on picking up “beautiful” women during a seminar.

It was delivered by Russian language expert Dr Eduardo Pennisi and organised by the Argentina Football Association (AFA), reveal reports.

Advice included: “Russian girls, like any other girl, pay close attention to whether you are clean, smell good and are well dressed.”

 

The translation:

 

For anyone that is curious on what it says, it has already been Google translated:

One chapter of the manual was entitled: ‘What do I have to do to get lucky with a Russian girl’

“The first impression is important to them, so pay attention to your image.”

Another paragraph read: “Russian girls do not like to be regarded as objects, and hate annoying men.

Don’t be negative. Don’t ask the same old questions, be original.”

It continued: “They like men with initiative. If you don’t have it, practise with other women beforehand.

“Many men, because Russian woman are beautiful, just want to get them into bed.

Another part of the chapter tells the men travelling to Russia: “Do not ask stupid questions about sex. For Russians, sex is something very private and not discussed in public.”

The document also assures the delegates they will find plenty of beautiful Russian women to seduce so they can afford to be “selective”.

It says: “Of course you will find girls who are concerned about material things, how much money you have, if you are handsome.

“But don’t worry, there are many beautiful women in Russia and not all of them are right for you. Be selective.”.

The AFA soon realised they had made a mistake and issued a statement on Wednesday.

“After an internal investigation in respect to yesterday’s events during the Russian Language and Culture course, it has been concluded that the materials distributed were incorrectly printed,” read the statement.

“The teacher in charge of the course chose information to give the assistants but regretfully at the moment of printing, because of an unforeseen error a text that was never part of the course was included. The administrative personnel of the department proceeded to remove it immediately. We regret that the error would have obscured the importance of the day’s lesson and the permanent educational activities given by AFA, and expressing our sincerest apologies to those affected by the publication, which in no way reflects the thoughts of the Argentine Football Association or its president Claudio Tapia or any of of his directions.”

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