One of the perks that comes with sitting  front row at a hockey game is banging on the glass as the players skate past.  The boards also serve as an applause device, so any time something is worth cheering for, you can bang your little palms out on the glass.  It’s louder and it’s a [...]

If you’re at a trendy little bar in Seattle with your friends and you want to take some classy pictures, you will probably want to ask Shawn Kemp to stay out of the photos, or at least want to ask him to take them for you instead of joining in.   Otherwise, it could get [...]

After I saw Weird Science for the first time, I dreamt that I could get a hot 80′s babe to come make me feel good about myself.  After seeing the latest Danica Patrick, GoDaddy.com, 80′s-styled commercial, I was instantly reminded of Weird Science and all the things I’d do for a skimpily clad Danica P. lookalike to bust [...]

If there’s ever been a more bizarre NBA story in recent memory, I don’t know what it is.  The evolution of the Gilbert Arenas gun story was almost as ridiculous as the story itself.  What started as a random NBA investigation into Arenas having guns in the locker room, simply because he didn’t want them [...]

I’m more of an NHL guy, if  I don’t say so myself, but I never would have thought the OHL could provide so much theater… and compelling brutality!   The top two teams in the league, the Barrie Colts and Windsor Spitfires, found themselves in the middle of a vicious cock-fight on Thursday, making rabid [...]

Once upon a time, linebacker Junior Seau was known for concussing quarterbacks in the National Football League.  After 19 years, he retired and something (more limelight) gave him the crazy idea to start taking up random jobs around the sports world and actually video tape it for TV entertainment. Every week Seau takes on a [...]