Flash Forward to 2010, over 15 years later. The update of the classic “Bird vs. Jordan” McDonald’s Super Bowl commercial features modern NBA superstars Dwight Howard and LeBron James. King James sits down with a bag of, you guessed it, Big Mac and fries while Howard is practicing. Dwight offers to play for it, and you know after Superman’s Orlando Magic beat Bron’s Cleveland Cavaliers in the playoffs last year that LBJ was down. Especially considering the way he dunks in practice.

Before things got started, the two agreed to “no jumpshots” per the request of Howard. That was a nice little bit of riffing off of Bird’s “no dunking” line in the original. After that, the dunk contest we wish we’d get to see at NBA All-Star Weekend went down. Flat-footed 540s. Quadruple pumps. Between-the-leg windmills. 360s from the free-throw line — with Olympic-style landings. Sure, a little CGI and some special effects tricks were used, but it was still awesome. One of the best commercials of the night hands down. Check it out…

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This was a brutal soccer match-up all across the board, but it was Lambert who made fellow collegiate athletes Brandon Spikes and LeGarrette Blount look like pansies. First, she kidney-punched a BYU player right in the back. Then she upped the ante by kicking a ball right into a fallen opponent’s grill from point-blank range. She got carded for that stunt. In between sending Cougars spiraling down left and right, she managed a couple of poorly-veiled swings. All of that’s nothing compared to her most outrageous attack of the night. After a skirmish with BYU’s Kassidy Shumway, Lambert got up and viciously yanked Shumway to the grass by her ponytail. Watch out, Troy Polamalu, because you could be next.

This just backs up what many sports fans have been saying for a long, long time — women athletes are arguably rougher than their male counterparts. No matter the sport, you are just as likely to witness fisticuffs during a women’s game as you are a men’s one.

Update: Women’s Soccer Bully Elizabeth Lambert Suspended Indefinitely

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Breaking News: Oregon Ducks RB LeGarrette Blount has been suspended for the season.

Total Pro Sports (By Adam Best “FanSided“)  – Two great teams from the Pacific Northwest squared off tonight during the onset of yet another college football season. Boise State beat Oregon on their home blue turf, 19-8. But that’s not what you’re going to hear about. What you’re going to hear about is the time typically reserved for post-game handshakes and sportsmanship.

Boise State defensive end Byron Hout started taunting Oregon running back LeGarrette Blount after the game. Little did he know, Blount is a walking time-bomb, one that can go off at any minute. His coach even suspended him earlier this summer for behavioral issues. A Boise State coach tried to stop Hout from talking smack, but it was already too late. Blount absolutely leveled him with a jab that would have made UFC Middleweight Champ Anderson Silva proud.

Blount wasn’t done, though. Far from it, actually. He then went after his teammate before being restrained. Next, he channeled his inner Ron Artest and damn near charged into the stands, that is until an Oregon coach was barely able to pull him back. Finally, it took a brigade of Ducks to escort him back to the locker room, as Blount was still completely out of control. I think it’s safe to assume that we won’t be seeing Blount on a football field anytime soon.

Check out the video for yourselves… And Let us know in the comments Should or Shouldn’t LeGarrette Blount be suspended?

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LeGarrette Blount tries to fight police officer