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Gross!!! Cavs Fan Eats Horse Sh*t During Championship Parade (Video)

Cavs Fan Eat Horse Shit

I can certainly forgive Cleveland sports fans for not remembering the proper way to celebrate a championship, but one thing I cannot forgive is anyone who thinks it’s appropriate to eat a handful of horse sh*t at any time, for any reason, to celebrate anything.

That’s exactly what this one Cavs fan did during Wednesday’s championship parade in Cleveland. And it was disgusting.

Take a look:

I hope he didn’t kiss his girlfriend with that mouth full of sh*t afterwards.

Umpire Paul Emmel Has Head Cracked Open By Bat (Video)

Umpire Paul Emmel Head Gash

A scary incident unfolded during the ninth inning of last night’s game between the Los Angeles Angels and the Oakland A’s, as home plate umpire Paul Emmel suffered a nasty gash over his head when he was struck by the bat of Angels pinch hitter Jefry Marte.

The bat appeared to slip out of Marte’s hands during his follow-through on a swinging strike, hitting Emmel in the head and dropping him to his knees in pain.

Thankfully, Emmel was fully alert and able to leave the field under his own power.  He was attended to by the Angels’ training staff before being taken to the hospital for stitches.

Here’s a look at the play:

Cleveland Browns Greats Attend Cavs Championship Parade (Pics)

How important was the Cavaliers’ NBA championship to the city of Cleveland?  So important that their championship parade attracted some of the city’s greatest athletes.

There was former Browns quarterback Bernie Kosar

…former running back Earnest Byner

…and perhaps Cleveland’s greatest sports hero before LeBron, former Browns running back Jim Brown:

Breaking: New York Knicks Acquire Derrick Rose From Chicago Bulls

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Image via Getty

The New York Knicks are no longer content with being Eastern Conference bottom-feeders.

According to ESPN‘s sources, the Knicks have acquired former NBA MVP Derrick Rose from the Chicago Bulls in exchange for Robin Lopez, Jose Calderon, and Jerian Grant.  The Knicks will also receive Justin Holiday and a 2017 second-round pick as part of the deal.

The moves gives the Knicks their own “Big Three” with Rose, Carmelo Anthony, and Kristaps Porzingis.  Of course, this is assuming Rose can stay healthy, which seems unlikely, given the fact that he’s missed 162 games over the last four seasons as a result of an assortment of injuries.

LeBron James Mimics Giant Billboard of Himself at Cavs Parade (Pic + Video)

LeBron James Mimic Billboard

I’m sure that one day LeBron James will have a statue of himself resurrected in the city of Cleveland, but in the meantime he has a giant billboard.  And while passing that billboard during today’s championship parade, LeBron mimicked his famous pose.

It made for quite the awesome photo:

And there’s video footage of the moment as well:

Angry Cristiano Ronaldo Throws Reporter’s Microphone Into a Lake (Video)

Cristiano Ronaldo Throw Microphone Lake

Portugal entered the 2016 European Championships as a heavy favorite to win Group F, but after a couple of lackluster draws against the likes of Iceland and Austria, they now need a victory against Hungary to assure themselves of a spot in the knockout round.

Needless to say, it’s been a disappointing tournament for Portugal thus far, and the same can certainly be said for their star forward, Cristiano Ronaldo.

How exactly does Ronaldo feel about all of this?  Unfortunately, we’re not quite sure because when one reporter attempted to find out the answer to that question, the Real Madrid superstar tossed his microphone into a lake.

Seriously.  Ronaldo actually grabbed the microphone from the reporter’s hand and tossed it into a nearby lake ahead of today’s final group stage match against Hungary.

Check it out:

Should Portugal fail to qualify for the knockout round, that reporter may want to steer clear of Ronaldo, else he could be following his microphone into that lake in Lyon.

Hat Tip to ‘The Dude’ via the V-Unit.

Pitch Invader Bows Down to Lionel Messi at Copa America (Pic + Video)

On Tuesday night, during a Copa America semi-final match against the USMNT, Lionel Messi scored a ridiculous free kick goal that gave Argentina a 2-0 lead—they’d go on to in the game, 4-0.

The golazo also gave Messi the Argentine record for most international goals, as he passed Gabriel Batistuta with his 55th tally for La Albiceleste.

Check it out:

How does one show their appreciation for such greatness? By bowing before the great Lionel Messi, according to this pitch invader:

Irish Soccer Fans Serenade French Smokeshow With “Can’t Take My Eyes Off Of You” (Video + Pics)

Irish Soccer Fans Serenade Smokeshow

The Republic of Ireland’s time at the 2016 UEFA European Championships could end today if the team fails to beat first-place Italy in Group E action.

But even if they don’t advance to the knockout stage, Ireland’s Euro 2016 campaign should still be considered a success thanks to their fans, who provided us with one of the greatest highlights from the tournament when they serenaded this French smokeshow in the streets with Frankie Valli’s “Can’t Take My Eyes Off Of You.”

Check it out:

And here’s how it looked from the point-of-view of the blonde smokeshow, who has since been identified as Carla Romera:

Le top ces irlandais Ils aiment bien les françaises je crois ✌ #delire#euro2016#irish#france#bordeaux#france

A video posted by ~ CARLA ROMÉRA ~ (@carla_rm_) on

Wanna see more of Carla?  Here you go (via her Instagram):

Watch This Adorable Pirates Toddler Stuff His Face With Ice Cream (Video)

Pirates Toddler Ice Cream

The actual game between the Pittsburgh Pirates and the San Francisco Giants didn’t have much to offer—just a single run, by the Pirates.

Thankfully, there were plenty of other things going on around PNC Park  to entertain us, like the ballgirl barehanding tricky grounders, and this toddlers giving himself a face full of ice cream:

Von Miller, Conor McGregor Among List of Athletes in ESPN’s ‘The Body Issue’ (Video)

Von Miller ESPN The Body Issue

Good news for fans of naked athletes.  Another edition of ESPN’s “The Body Issue” is set to hit newsstands and the internet in just a few weeks.  And in an attempt to amp up the anticipation for this year’s issue, ESPN has unveiled a list of the athletes they’ve convinced to bare it all for the camera.

It’s quite an impressive list of athletes, which includes a reigning Super Bowl MVP, a reigning Cy Young winner, and a reigning UFC champ.

Here’s a look at the entire list:

  • Nathan Adrian, Olympics/swimming
  • Jake Arrieta, MLB
  • Antonio Brown, NFL
  • Emma Coburn, Olympics/steeplechase
  • Courtney Conlogue, surfing
  • Elena Delle Donne, WNBA
  • Ryan Dungey, motocross
  • Adeline Gray, Olympics/wrestling
  • Greg Louganis, Olympics/diving
  • Conor McGregor, MMA
  • Von Miller, NFL
  • Chris Mosier, duathlon
  • Nzingha Prescod, Olympics/fencing
  • Christen Press, soccer
  • April Ross, Olympics/beach volleyball
  • Allysa Seely, paratriathlete
  • Claressa Shields, Olympics/boxing
  • Dwyane Wade, NBA
  • Vince Wilfork, NFL

And here’s a teaser video from ESPN:

This year’s edition of “The Body Issue” is set to hit newsstands on July 8th. And it will be available online two days before that, on July 6th.

This Rude Comment From Pat Riley Was LeBron James’ “Secret Motivation” (Video)

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Image via Getty

On several occasions, LeBron James has alluded to a “secret motivation” that has driven him to win a championship in Cleveland.  James has never publicly stated what that secret motivation is, but after finally taking the Cavaliers to the promise land, and earning Finals MVP honors in the process, someone finally decided to spill the beans.

That someone is ESPN’s Dave McMenamin, who claims that when LeBron notified the Miami Heat that he was leaving to return to Cleveland, someone within the organization told him, “you’re making the biggest mistake of your life.”

We’re assuming that “someone” who made the comment is Pat Riley, and apparently it was quite hurtful to King James.

Here’s McMenamin’s account of the events:

I guess LeBron won’t be returning to Miami anytime soon.

Hat Tip – [Deadspin]

LeBron James Trolls the Sh*t Out Of Golde State With “Ultimate Warrior” T-Shirt (Pic)

Now that LeBron James is done proving (at least for a few months) that he’s one of the greatest basketball players of all time, the NBA Finals MVP appears to have shifted his focus to improving his troll game.

His latest work comes in the form of an “Ultimate Warrior” t-shirt, which James wore while exiting the Cavs’ plane in Cleveland earlier today—with the Larry O’Brien Trophy in hand:

I guess the Warriors had it coming to them.

Two Ryan Brothers, One Bicycle? Rex and Rob Make It Happen (Pic)

How many Ryan Brothers can you fit on a bicycle?  My original guess would have been zero, but then I saw this image on Twitter, confirming that the answer is “at least two.”

Those poor tires.

It is nice to see Rex and Rob car (bike?) pooling to work these days, though.

 

Ruthless Dude Fakes Handshake, Dabs on Dell Curry (Video)

Dell Curry Dabbed On

As if watching your son lose Game 7 of the NBA Finals on Father’s Day wasn’t already bad enough, Steph Curry‘s dad, Dell Curry, also had to endure a drive-by dabbing after being faked out by a handshake offer from some dude following the game.

You can check out the savage act, which was caught on camera, in the video below:

Needless to say, Dell Curry does not seem impressed.

Cleveland Police Proud Of Cavs Fans’ Conduct During Championship Celebration (Videos)

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Image via Getty

You’d think a city who hasn’t won a major professional sports championship in 52 years would be setting the town on fire after ending their over-half-a-century drought.

And you’d be wrong.

Cleveland police chief Calvin Williams said that despite the couple of incidents of crime that were reported overnight, he was very pleased with the manner in which his city’s fans celebrated the Cavs’ victory on Sunday.

According to reports, there were people dancing on cars, climbing on traffic signs, buses and a fire truck, and there was even two reported shootings with one dude getting struck in the ankle.

Doesn’t seem like the tamest celebration, to be honest, but I guess it could have been a lot worse.

Here’s some footage of Cavs fans celebrating their city’s first championship since 1964:

Hat Tip – [ABC5]