World Cup Stab-Proof Vests on Sale Now! No Joke

Soccer is not a game for the faint of heart.  I mean yeah, I’m talking about playing it, but mostly I’m talking about even being interested in it.  Everyone knows soccer fans are nuts and have a tendency to riot when they get upset, and the last thing anyone wants is to actually bleed to [...]


Oops! Soccer Goalie Falls on Head During Routine Play

This video is one of those embarrassing things that I’m sure this goalie wishes would just disappear.  Unfortunately for him, the internet and his aching neck will probably not let him or anyone else forget it for quite some time.  What seems like easy plays for goalies don’t always end up working out that way. [...]


Bigfoot Beats Down Bolduc During Canucks-Wild Game (Video)

Oh you thought I meant the real bigfoot?  Well not exactly, but if you watch this video you could easily get confused.  During last night’s Canucks-Wild game, the Wild took firm control of the game in the 3rd period, jumping out to a 5-2 lead.  While the game was clearly out of reach for the [...]


School Pride + 9/11 = FAIL

Fails are always fun, but this one left me speechless.  For those of you out there who didn’t pick up on the obvious issue with this picture, I’ll clear it up for you.  What seems like an innocent sweatshirt in fact looks eerily like a plane flying into the twin towers.  And by eerily I [...]


Drunk Redneck Pisses On and Sets Fire to Lane Kiffin Gear

This video is extremely not safe for work.  As a disclaimer for the video, I just want to make sure you all see exactly what is going on here.  Some Tennessee fan, understandably upset about Kiffin’s defection to USC, has taken it upon himself to personally create this video of him disrespecting Lane Kiffin.  Note [...]


Dudes Blister Shaped Like Minnesota Vikings Logo (PIC)

The  Vikings are overrated this season and they have shown it the past couple weeks.  I’m a Favre-hater though, so I’m a bit biased on the subject.  It appears that I’m not the only one who has lost some faith in the Vikings.  Their own fans are taking desperate, and gross, measures to try to [...]


Matt Bradley Moves in and Fights for Alex Ovechkin (Video)

While you see a lot of fighting in hockey, you rarely see the big stars dropping their gloves on the ice.  During the Lightning-Capitals game last night, however, Alexander Ovechkin got into it with Steve Downie.  Ovi is generally known more for his skill on the ice and his antics off it, but last night [...]


The Stat Line of the Night – 1/12/10 – Tim Duncan

The unsung hero Tim Duncan is not known for being flashy.  He does all the little things and is consistently a 20 and 10 guy season after season.  He has 4 rings in the last 11 years and will go down as one of the greatest power forwards to ever play the game (possibly the [...]


Japanese Man Ties Record For Catching Biggest Largemouth Bass

Records were made to be broken, or in this case, tied.  Unfortunately for this Japanese fishing hero, it took more than 6 months for him to get recognition for his amazing catch.  The original record for biggest largemouth bass is 22 pounds 4 ounces and was held for 77 years by Georgia angler George Perry. [...]


Ravens Fan Runs Through Electric Dog Fence In Celebration

That Ravens playoff win was great.  There’s nothing like a gritty, physical, defensive-minded time upsetting an offensive powerhouse in the NFL playoffs.  It confirms what us blue-collar NFL fans always believe: great defense will prevail over great offense.  One Ravens fan was way more excited than anyone else over the victory. For some crazy reason [...]


Mark McGwire Declares Obvious: “I Did Steroids”

Mark McGwire refused to talk about the past when questioned at Congressional hearings about steroids.  He continued his silence on the issue until today.  McGwire released a statement to the Associated Press today declaring that he did, in fact, abuse steroids.  Although it seemed obvious to pretty much everyone in or out of baseball, this [...]


Italian Announcer Goes Crazy after His Team Scores (Video)

I am a huge sports fan, I mean so are many of you as well.  You know the joy and elation that you feel during a great sports moment.  That moment when your team finally wins the title, or even just a big game.  Well whatever emotion you think you feel, multiply it by 1000, [...]


Traveling Businessmen Greeted With Tiger Woods’ Ladies

Hotels have some interesting television for traveling businessmen (and others of course).  While the usual lineup of channels and movies are available, there is always the option for some wonderful adult films.  Lodgenet, which provides the media for a lot of hotels around the country, is an opportunistic business venture just like anyone else.  And [...]


Hockey Brawl Cuts Game Short; Sets Record For Penalty Minutes

The KHL, or Kontinental Hockey League, is not exactly the cream of the crop when it comes to hockey leagues.  This Russian league generally takes on all players, be bad NHL players or over-the-hill ones.  That being said, the fights in this league look spectacular, way crazier than what we see here in the states. [...]


The Stat Line of the Night – 1/10/10 – Kurt Warner

The NFL playoffs are something I look forward to all year long, but this year’s Wild Card weekend was less than stellar.  Until Sunday’s late game that is.  The Packers went to Arizona to face the Cardinals in a rematch of last week’s Packer beatdown on Arizona.  The results this week were not quite the [...]


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