You say Tiger, I say Pussycat
June 7, 2008
For years I’ve had to listen to people talk about the great Tiger Woods. Granted, he is one hell of a golfer, but the guy has the personality of mustard. I usually don’t pay much attention to what Woods has to say because most of the time it’s stale and boring, like him. This time however, America’s favorite dork has crossed the line, and now he should pay. It has come to my attention that sometime last week Tiger Woods said something to the effect of “nobody watches hockey anymore”. (espn)
Really, so should I assume that you think golf is better to watch then hockey? Here is a list of sports I would rather watch instead of golf on any day of the week, because most of the participants are manlier then you, any WTA match, the WNBA, gymnastics, and figure skating. I can’t believe he would say such an idiotic statement, wait, yes I can. He also said “its all about the Dodgers”, really, you mean the same Dodger’s that have a record of 29-32, what a great team and record, they should do well this year. Tiger your nothing but a funny looking guy, with an overbite and nothing important to say. If you actually had any sort of opinion you would have said it long ago, but you are to busy being a corporate sponsorship whore.
Here is some free advice for you, stick to the things you know, like paying your wife to continue being married to you, watching Sex and the city, and drinking fruity cocktails. Most importantly, don’t talk about sports that require toughness to play, because like a set of testicles, it is something you lack.
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