In Memory Of Simona Halep’s Funbags, A Video Tribute To Boobs In Tennis
Total Pro Sports – We have all heard the story by now. Simona Halep, a 17-year-old up-and-coming tennis star, makes a name for herself because of her large breasts. Then she decides that it may be a good idea to get rid of her breasts. Another big-breasted athlete attempts to stop her but she still books a date for surgery at a hospital. And finally, we see pictures of the young star following her surgery and everyone sheds a tear.
After thinking about what the tennis world has lost for the past week, I found myself searching through the internet to find some videos of what once was Simona’s wonderful chest. Let’s just say that the search was a success.
The first video here is a tribute to boobs in tennis. It opens with a clip of Simona Halep and also features other tennis stars such as Maria Sharapova and Anna Kournikova (pre-catfight). Keep an eye out for the unknown Asian woman bouncing around the court. Is Simona thought she had a problem with her breasts before, she has no clue.
The second video we found courtesy of SportsbyBrooks. It is a nice little bit on Simona that gives us an in-depth look at “her game” (wink, wink). Is it just me or is all that bouncing hypnotizing.
Hat Tip Video “Made In Romania” – [SportsbyBrooks]
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I HAD BEEN CONSUMED WITH JOY IN SOMEDAY WATCHING sIMONA PLAY TENNIS. THEN I FELT SICK TO MY STOMACH TO HEAR OF HER INFANTILE DECISION TO LOP THEM OFF. NOW, FRANKLY, I COULD CARE LESS WHETHER I EVER SEE HER PLAY OR NOT. ANYONE STUPID AND SO ADOLESCENT TO EVEN CONTEMPLATE SUCH A THING ISN’T SOMEONE I CARE ONE BIT ABOUT SEEING PLAY . AS SERENA wILLIAMS CLEARLY SHOWS, GREAT TENNIS CAN GO ALONG WITH LARGE BOOBS. sO CAN ENORMOUS CONTRACTS, LARGELY BECAUSE OF THEIR INTEREST TO FANS. tO CUT OFF THINGS OF BEAUTY, TO CUT OFF INTEREST OF FANS WORLD-WIDE, TO CUT OFF MILLIONS IN ENDORSEMENTS–ONLY A VERY SMALL MINDED HUMAN BEING COULD EVEN THINK OF SUCH A THING–ALL BECAUSE OF ADOLESCENT EMBARRASEMENT. fRANKLY, THIS IS A DISGUSTING TRAGEDY, AND NOT WORTHY OF AN ALREADY EXCELLENT TENNIS PLAYER. I GUESS DESTROYING GORGEOUS BREASTS IS TRUE TO FORM WITH A SMALL MIND. SHAME ON HER.