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Kate Upton Teaches Us Finger Mechanics For MLB 2K12 (Video)
There is nothing that says Kate Upton is a qualified expert when it comes to teaching the finger mechanics required to pitch a perfect game in MLB 2K12, but that wouldn’t stop most men from allowing the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Girl from teaching them a thing or two about playing around with a [...]
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Yu Darvish Is Dating An Adult Film Star With An “Electric Tongue” (Video)
After the Texas Rangers paid over $111-million to acquire Japanese pitcher Yu Dravish, many of you may have found yourselves wondering, “who the hell is Yu Darvish?” In an effort to answer that question, we should probably start off by telling you that Darvish is not your typical Japanese pitcher. But that has nothing to [...]
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Nyjer Morgan Practices With The San Jose Sharks (Video)
Nyjer Morgan has shown that he has the ability to take on several different forms, from Tony Plush to Beast Mode. Yesterday, he traveled to California to take on another one of his alternative forms… Hockey player. With the name “Plush” printed on the back of his jersey, Morgan took to the ice to show [...]
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Cleveland Has Signed Lebron!
There will be a Lebron playing in Cleveland this year. However, the Lebron we are speaking of is not LeBron James, and the team is not the Cleveland Cavaliers. Instead, the Lebron we are referring to is Willy Lebron, a 32-year-old baseball player that was signed by the Cleveland Indians to a minor league deal [...]
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Cubs Pillow Makes Daughter Cry On Christmas (Video)
Do you hate your child? I mean really hate them? Do you hate them enough to want to see them drown in a pool of their own tears? If so, we just might have the perfect prank for you. It comes via a Chicago mother, who gave her White Sox-loving daughter, Mya, a Chicago Cubs [...]
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Yorvit Torrealba Suspended In Venezuela For Punching Umpire In Face (Video)
It appears as though Texas Rangers catcher Yorvit Torrealba is still upset about losing the 2011 World Series to the St. Louis Cardinals in seven games. And he is taking his anger out on the Venezuelan umpires. While playing for the Caracas Lions of Venezuela’s professional baseball league during the MLB offseason, Torrealba had some [...]
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Listen To Ron Washington’s Profanity-Laden Game 7 Pep Talk (Audio)
Remember when accomplished dancer Ron Washington said the Texas Rangers didn’t need a pep talk for Game 7 against the St. Louis Cardinals? He was lying. This profanity-laden speech is truly priceless. Knute Rockne he’s not, but it’s interesting to get a glimpse at what goes on behind closed doors in the Texas Rangers clubhouse [...]
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Picture Of The Day: Too Soon, Part II
I thought Houston Texans’ fan Chris Brown was stupid when he decided to get a tattoo of his team’s logo with “Super Bowl XLVI Champions” written on it. Apparently, he isn’t the only over-confident sports fan in Texas that is missing a few brain cells. I believe this guy’s “Texas Rangers 2011 World Champs” tattoo [...]
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Chris Carpenter Skates With The St. Louis Blues (Video)
After winning the second World Series title of his career, perhaps St. Louis Cardinals ace Chris Carpenter should consider taking a shot at wining a Stanley Cup next. He took the first step towards doing just that yesterday, as Carpenter stepped on the ice and took part in a practice with the St. Louis Blues. [...]
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Taiwanese Animation Explains The Sale Of The Dodgers (Video)
I was well aware of the fact that Frank McCourt’s divorce settlement and the sale of the Los Angeles Dodgers was turning into quite the messy situation, but I had no idea it involved anal probes for $130-million checks, hand amputations by MLB Commissioner Bud Selig and Dodger players prostituting themselves on the streets of [...]
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Corey Patterson Is A Human Sprinkler (Video)
How does a player like Corey Patterson, who hasn’t taken a single at bat during the post-season, make it onto the highlights during Game 6 of the World Series? By displaying his ability to use his mouth like a sprinkler while FOX’s cameras are focused on him in the bottom of the tenth inning. It [...]
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David Freese Walk-Off Homer Caps An Entertaining Game 6 Of The World Series (Video)
Nineteen total runs, eleven total innings, six home runs, and on two separate occasions the Texas Rangers found themselves one strike away from winning the World Series, only to have hits by David Freese in the bottom of the ninth and Lance Berkman in the bottom of the tenth spoil their celebration. And then came [...]
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The History Of Sports Lockouts (Infographic)
With the NBA on the verge of losing their entire 2011-12 season due to a work stoppage, the NFL nearly losing their 2011 season due to a lockout of their own over the summer, and the MLB collective bargaining agreement set to expire in the winter, the issue of lockouts in professional sports has gained [...]
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Monday Night Wasn’t The First Time Derek Holland Gave Us His Harry Caray Impersonation (Video)
During Game 5 of the World Series at the Rangers Ballpark in Arlington on Monday, Game 4 winner Derek Holland showed us all that pitching isn’t his only talent. He is also quite good at impersonations. Holland impressed everyone, including FOX commentators Joe Buck and Tim McCarver, with his own rendition of Ron Washington pulling [...]
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Let’s All Watch Ron Washington Dance (Video)
The 2011 World Series between the Texas Rangers and the St. Louis Cardinals has been an entertaining one, with two games finishing within one run, another finishing with a total of 23 runs, and the Rangers holding a 3-2 lead as the series shifts back to St. Louis for the final two games. But despite [...]
