MLB
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14,641 Gatorade Bottles Used To Create Michael Jordan Mosaic
Total Pro Sports – They say a picture can tell a thousand words, but when it is a giant image of Michael Jordan constructed from 14,641 Gatorade bottles, it seems to say so much more. Just don’t ask Chicago Cubs pitcher Carlos Zombrano what he thinks about Gatorade. Gatorade teamed up with American advertising agency [...]
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Fan Gets Tased By Cops At Athletics Game
Total Pro Sports – Tasers at a baseball game may not be such a bad idea. I can’t think of a better way to control the fans in New York, San Francisco, and Los Angeles. Maybe the Athletics and Oakland police are on to something here. During a ball game against the Texas Rangers last [...]
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Prince Fielder Goes After Guillermo Mota In Dodgers Clubhouse
Total Pro Sports – Last night’s game between the Milwaukee Brewers and the Los Angeles Dodgers was not as uneventful as you may expect from a 17-4 rout. In fact, the fun did not even stop after the final out had been recorded. It had only just begun. With two outs in the top of [...]
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Red Sox Fan Loses Bet, Drinks Beer From A Shoe
Total Pro Sports – The dark days in Red Sox Nation continue. Just last week we heard news of David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez tested positive for steroids in 2003, one year prior to the Sox long awaited World Series Championship (which prompted the creation of a Boston Cheat party song). Now it seems as [...]
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Phillies Fan Throws Bitch Slap In San Fran
Total Pro Sports – Most people will tell you that Philadelphia is one of the toughest places to watch a game for opposing fans. I guess these two Phillies fans left that toughness back home. During Thursday’s game at AT&T Park between the San Francisco Giants and the Philadelphia Phillies (who are both no stranger [...]
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Nude Photo Of Joe DiMaggio From 1940 Revealed!
Total Pro Sports – As expected, it is not quite receiving the same type of attention as a nude Erin Andrews did, but it is interesting, nonetheless, to hear that a nude photo of Joe DiMaggio is being displayed at the “Hunted and Gathered” exhibition taking place in the Modernism gallery in San Francisco. He [...]
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Sarge Matthews Explains How To Jerk Off Balls, Make Them Cum
Total Pro Sports – Over the winter we began to realize the sexual connotations that are often commonplace during hockey commentary. This summer he have been quickly learning that the same can be said regarding baseball. Whether it was a discussion about “wet balls” at the College World Series, or Ervin Santana dropping the F-bomb [...]
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An Anthem For A Boston Cheat Party
Total Pro Sports – If I had to guess, I’d say this piece was made by a New Yorker. No one is enjoying the recent news of Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz‘s positive drug tests from 2003 more than they are. The rivalry between Boston and New York is an intense one. New York held [...]
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Fans At Angel Stadium Exchange Beers, Punches In Fight
Total Pro Sports – It is one of the greatest sins a baseball fan can commit while watching a game. After paying somewhere around $10 for those overpriced beers they sell at ballgames these days, to just waste it by throwing it on another fan is ludicrous. If you are going to fight, then fight [...]
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Delwyn Young Makes Catch Of The Year, Ump Doesn’t Think So [Video]
Total Pro Sports – Luckily Tim Lincecum was on the mound for the San Francisco Giants, preventing any sort of increased controversy over this blown call. Whether the incredible barehanded catch made by the Pittsburgh Pirates’ Delwyn Young will be considered for catch of the year nominations remains in question after second base umpire Dale [...]
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Phillies’ Fans Attempt To Distract Cards’ Batters With Laser Pointer
Total Pro Sports – Rain delays are quite common. Laser pointer delays? Not so much. Just a few days ago we were poking fun at the assumed stupidity of some Chicago Cubs fans. I’m going to go out on a limb and say that Phillies’ fans are in the same class. I wonder if they [...]
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Cubs Fan Yet To Figure Out How To Use A Hat
While pitchers are throwing perfect games at the south end of Chicago, those guys in the north are still trying to figure out those tricky baseball hats. We already knew they could be a little crazy at times, and their hygiene may be of question at times, but we never suspected plain stupidity. We are [...]
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Incredible 9th Inning Catch By Dewayne Wise Saves Perfect Game For Mark Buehrle
Total Pro Sports – Those outfielders in Chicago aren’t only about making bad plays that lose your team the game. Leave that to the Cubs and Milton Bradley. At the south end of the city, we have Dewayne Wise out there patrolling the field, and Thursday afternoon he was busy protecting Mark Buehrle‘s perfect game [...]
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Since When Did Opening Pitches Become So Political?
Total Pro Sports – Since President Barack Obama threw out the opening pitch for the MLB All-Star game, there seems to have been a lot of fire thrown his way from right-wing conservatives regarding his arm strength. Fox News was all over the story, and they couldn’t get enough of the fact that the ball [...]
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Padres Edgar Gonzalez Nailed In Head By A Jason Hammel Pitch
Total Pro Sports – It is perhaps one of the scariest plays in baseball, comparing the dangerous comebacker. It’s the bean-ball gone bad. Saturday night in San Diego, it went very bad in a game between the Rockies and the Padres. Jason Hammel was wild all night, hitting two batters already in the game (Will [...]
