MLB
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Good News, You Are Now Safe To Urinate During “God Bless America”
Total Pro Sports – Any doctor will tell you that you should not hold it in. It just isn’t good for you bladder. Well the New York Yankees would have had you thinking otherwise until recently. Thankfully, things have changed over the course of time and you are now free to head to the washrooms […]
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Jeter vs. A-Rod, Round ???: We’ll Give This One To Jeter
Total Pro Sports – The feud between Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez, whether it still exists or not, is seemingly one that A-Rod just can’t win. You don’t see Jeter getting caught using steroids or taking part in nightclub threesomes, and the ladies have taken note. Well at least the very young ones have. During […]
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White Sox Parking Lot Drunk Tank Even More Fun To Watch Than The Game!
Total Pro Sports – Everyone loves a drunken fan. You can usually find them running onto the field, throwing some fists in a fight, feeding men hotdogs out of their breasts, stripping, or performing sexual acts with friends. These incidents all happen within the stands, but what happens afterward when the drunken culprits are taken […]
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Swarm Of Bees Attack Petco Park, Delay Game
Total Pro Sports – Manny Ramirez is returning today and he may have more to worry about than the taunting fans and insulting signs on display in left field of San Diego’s Petco Park. That section of the park has now become infested with a giant swarm of bees. What better way to welcome back […]
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5 Ways To Greet The Return Of Manny Ramirez
Total Pro Sports – Today Dodgers’ slugger Manny Ramirez will make his return to the MLB after serving a 50-game suspension for failing a drug test. LA will travel to San Diego to take on the Padres and it should be interesting. We have all seen how other juiced-up ball players have been received by […]
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Brewers Jeff Supan For Sale On eBay
Total Pro Sports -Is your team in need of a pitcher? Then you may want to check out one of the newest items on sale at eBay. None other than Jeff Supan, starting pitcher for the Milwaukee Brewers. Seems like a 5-6 record and a 4.86 ERA isn’t enough to get Brewers fans to forget […]
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Camera Catches Child Picking Nose And Eating It At Jays Game
Total Pro Sports – Will someone please buy this kid a hot dog! Just be sure it doesn’t come from the breasts of this blond Jays fan. Camera’s caught this youngster digging deep for some gold in his nose during the weekend ball game between the Toronto Blue Jays and the Philadelphia Phillies at the […]
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Ex-Phillie Darren Daulton Is The Self Proclaimed Drug-Lord Of Sports
Total Pro Sports – To anyone who has heard Darren Daulton, the Ex-Philladelphia Phillies star, speak about his time traveling escapades, conspiracy theories, and metaphysics, the following will not come as much of a surprise. Heck. For anyone who has kept up with the unveiling of stories about former baseball players, this may just be […]
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Anna Kournikova Gets Into A Las Vegas Catfight
Total Pro Sports – We aren’t sure if there was the usual tennis player grunting we have all become accustomed to, but a catfight which involved Anna Kournikova at a Las Vegas bar sure did have the expected clawing and scratching. Reports are indicating that former tennis (star?) hottie was involved in an altercation at […]
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Pirates Fans Are Really Interested In Ian Snell’s Penis Size
Total Pro Sports – After fifteen stars thus far this season Ian Snell has posted a 2-8 record, and ERA of 5.36, and a total of 52 strikeouts. Disappointing numbers for the 27-year-old member of the Pittsburgh Pirates, but rather than wonder what is wrong with Snell, who has since been sent to Triple-A, the […]
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Red Sox Fan No Match For Braves Security
Total Pro Sports – There wasn’t much action during yesterday’s game between the Boston Red Sox an the Atlanta Braves at Turner Field yesterday, even when the streaker entered the ball game. We have become accustomed to the typical streaker’s ability to dodge security for a least a brief period of time. Both the Citi […]
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For One Day In His Life Lou Piniella Was A Pot Head
Total Pro Sports – So what if Geovany Soto smoked some weed before the World Baseball Classic. Lou Piniella doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal. Heck, he even smoked some dope one time as well, and look at him now. Piniella’s experience with smoking the chronic has helped him cope with Soto’s actions, […]
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Jeff Bennett Shows Stupidity, Guts, All In One Game
Total Pro Sports – Baseball pitchers are no strangers to blowups. Just ask Carlos Zambrano, or K-Rod. Now you can add Jeff Bennett to that list, but the only difference is that rather than taking a bat to the Gatorade cooler, or targeting the face of the opposition, Bennett preferred to take his aggression out […]
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Geovany Soto Got A Little High For The World Baseball Classic
Total Pro Sports – The World Baseball Classic is fashionably late on this one, but their drug testing results are in and Geovany Soto has tested positive for marijuana. Oddly enough, the Cubs catcher will be punished, even though we all know that playing while high only makes one’s accomplishments even more impressive. Soto represented […]
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The Albuquerque Isotopes Take In The Manny Ramirez Show
Total Pro Sports – It was madness in Albuquerque last night as the home town Isotopes had an injection of their own into the lineup. Coming off a long layoff due to a 50 game suspension for using PEDs, Manny Ramirez played his first game in the minors on the road to his MLB comeback. […]
