MLB

  • Red Sox Fan Loses Bet, Drinks Beer From A Shoe

    Red Sox Fan Loses Bet, Drinks Beer From A Shoe

    Total Pro Sports – The dark days in Red Sox Nation continue.  Just last week we heard news of David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez tested positive for steroids in 2003, one year prior to the Sox long awaited World Series Championship (which prompted the creation of a Boston Cheat party song).  Now it seems as […]

  • Phillies Fan Throws Bitch Slap In San Fran

    Phillies Fan Throws Bitch Slap In San Fran

    Total Pro Sports – Most people will tell you that Philadelphia is one of the toughest places to watch a game for opposing fans.  I guess these two Phillies fans left that toughness back home. During Thursday’s game at AT&T Park between the San Francisco Giants and the Philadelphia Phillies (who are both no stranger […]

  • Nude Photo Of Joe DiMaggio From 1940 Revealed!

    Nude Photo Of Joe DiMaggio From 1940 Revealed!

    Total Pro Sports – As expected, it is not quite receiving the same type of attention as a nude Erin Andrews did, but it is interesting, nonetheless, to hear that a nude photo of Joe DiMaggio is being displayed at the “Hunted and Gathered” exhibition taking place in the Modernism gallery in San Francisco. He […]

  • Sarge Matthews Explains How To Jerk Off Balls, Make Them Cum

    Sarge Matthews Explains How To Jerk Off Balls, Make Them Cum

    Total Pro Sports – Over the winter we began to realize the sexual connotations that are often commonplace during hockey commentary.  This summer he have been quickly learning that the same can be said regarding baseball. Whether it was a discussion about “wet balls” at the College World Series, or Ervin Santana dropping the F-bomb […]

  • An Anthem For A Boston Cheat Party

    An Anthem For A Boston Cheat Party

    Total Pro Sports – If I had to guess, I’d say this piece was made by a New Yorker.  No one is enjoying the recent news of Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz‘s positive drug tests from 2003 more than they are. The rivalry between Boston and New York is an intense one.  New York held […]

  • Fans At Angel Stadium Exchange Beers, Punches In Fight

    Fans At Angel Stadium Exchange Beers, Punches In Fight

    Total Pro Sports – It is one of the greatest sins a baseball fan can commit while watching a game.  After paying somewhere around $10 for those overpriced beers they sell at ballgames these days, to just waste it by throwing it on another fan is ludicrous.  If you are going to fight, then fight […]

  • Delwyn Young Makes Catch Of The Year, Ump Doesn’t Think So [Video]

    Delwyn Young Makes Catch Of The Year, Ump Doesn’t Think So [Video]

    Total Pro Sports – Luckily Tim Lincecum was on the mound for the San Francisco Giants, preventing any sort of increased controversy over this blown call.  Whether the incredible barehanded catch made by the Pittsburgh Pirates’ Delwyn Young will be considered for catch of the year nominations remains in question after second base umpire Dale […]

  • Cubs Fan Yet To Figure Out How To Use A Hat

    Cubs Fan Yet To Figure Out How To Use A Hat

    While pitchers are throwing perfect games at the south end of Chicago, those guys in the north are still trying to figure out those tricky baseball hats.  We already knew they could be a little crazy at times, and their hygiene may be of question at times, but we never suspected plain stupidity. We are […]

  • Since When Did Opening Pitches Become So Political?

    Since When Did Opening Pitches Become So Political?

    Total Pro Sports – Since President Barack Obama threw out the opening pitch for the MLB All-Star game, there seems to have been a lot of fire thrown his way from right-wing conservatives regarding his arm strength.  Fox News was all over the story, and they couldn’t get enough of the fact that the ball […]

  • Padres Edgar Gonzalez Nailed In Head By A Jason Hammel Pitch

    Padres Edgar Gonzalez Nailed In Head By A Jason Hammel Pitch

    Total Pro Sports – It is perhaps one of the scariest plays in baseball, comparing the dangerous comebacker.  It’s the bean-ball gone bad.  Saturday night in San Diego, it went very bad in a game between the Rockies and the Padres. Jason Hammel was wild all night, hitting two batters already in the game (Will […]

  • Prince Fielder Hitting What Kinds Of Home Runs?

    Prince Fielder Hitting What Kinds Of Home Runs?

    Total Pro Sports – Fresh off his victory at the 2009 MLB Home Run Derby, Prince Fielder showed everyone that there is no he is not about to experience any sort of a power outage.  But rather than hitting you typical home runs, Fielder is sending a special breed of dingers out of the park.  […]

  • C.J. Wilson Stalks Chris Berman At ESPYs , Tweets About It

    C.J. Wilson Stalks Chris Berman At ESPYs , Tweets About It

    Total Pro Sports – In your ESPYs roundup we will head straight to the good stuff… Who was Twittering about what? That brings us to C. J. Wilson.  For some strange reason, he was at the ESPYs last night.  With no worries of winning an award, garnering the media’s attention, or having fans identify him, […]

  • Jason Bay Left Wondering What Happened To “Oh Canada?”

    Jason Bay Left Wondering What Happened To “Oh Canada?”

    Total Pro Sports – “Oh Canada, Our home and native land.”  those are the words which kick off the Canadian national anthem, but among others, Jason Bay was left wondering what happened to them at the 2009 MLB All-Star Game in St. Louis. While Sheryl Crow was in attendance to sing the American national anthem, […]