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  • Ex-Phillie Darren Daulton Is The Self Proclaimed Drug-Lord Of Sports

    Ex-Phillie Darren Daulton Is The Self Proclaimed Drug-Lord Of Sports

    Total Pro Sports – To anyone who has heard Darren Daulton, the Ex-Philladelphia Phillies star, speak about his time traveling escapades, conspiracy theories, and metaphysics, the following will not come as much of a surprise.  Heck.  For anyone who has kept up with the unveiling of stories about former baseball players, this may just be […]

  • Anna Kournikova Gets Into A Las Vegas Catfight

    Anna Kournikova Gets Into A Las Vegas Catfight

    Total Pro Sports – We aren’t sure if there was the usual tennis player grunting we have all become accustomed to, but a catfight which involved Anna Kournikova at a Las Vegas bar sure did have the expected clawing and scratching. Reports are indicating that former tennis (star?) hottie was involved in an altercation at […]

  • Pirates Fans Are Really Interested In Ian Snell’s Penis Size

    Pirates Fans Are Really Interested In Ian Snell’s Penis Size

    Total Pro Sports – After fifteen stars thus far this season Ian Snell has posted a 2-8 record, and ERA of 5.36, and a total of 52 strikeouts.  Disappointing numbers for the 27-year-old member of the Pittsburgh Pirates, but rather than wonder what is wrong with Snell, who has since been sent to Triple-A, the […]

  • Red Sox Fan No Match For Braves Security

    Red Sox Fan No Match For Braves Security

    Total Pro Sports – There wasn’t much action during yesterday’s game  between the Boston Red Sox an the Atlanta Braves at Turner Field yesterday, even when the streaker entered the ball game. We have become accustomed to the typical streaker’s ability to dodge security for a least a brief period of time.  Both the Citi […]

  • For One Day In His Life Lou Piniella Was A Pot Head

    For One Day In His Life Lou Piniella Was A Pot Head

    Total Pro Sports – So what if Geovany Soto smoked some weed before the World Baseball Classic.  Lou Piniella doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal.  Heck, he even smoked some dope one time as well, and look at him now. Piniella’s experience with smoking the chronic has helped him cope with Soto’s actions, […]

  • Jeff Bennett Shows Stupidity, Guts, All In One Game

    Jeff Bennett Shows Stupidity, Guts, All In One Game

    Total Pro Sports – Baseball pitchers are no strangers to blowups.  Just ask Carlos Zambrano, or K-Rod.  Now you can add Jeff Bennett to that list, but the only difference is that rather than taking a bat to the Gatorade cooler, or targeting the face of the opposition, Bennett preferred to take his aggression out […]

  • Geovany Soto Got A Little High For The World Baseball Classic

    Geovany Soto Got A Little High For The World Baseball Classic

    Total Pro Sports – The World Baseball Classic is fashionably late on this one, but their drug testing results are in and Geovany Soto has tested positive for marijuana.  Oddly enough, the Cubs catcher will be punished, even though we all know that playing while high only makes one’s accomplishments even more impressive. Soto represented […]

  • The Albuquerque Isotopes Take In The Manny Ramirez Show

    The Albuquerque Isotopes Take In The Manny Ramirez Show

    Total Pro Sports – It was madness in Albuquerque last night as the home town Isotopes had an injection of their own into the lineup.  Coming off a long layoff due to a 50 game suspension for using PEDs, Manny Ramirez played his first game in the minors on the road to his MLB comeback. […]

  • Denise Milani Brings Her Giant Breasts To Dodger Stadium

    Denise Milani Brings Her Giant Breasts To Dodger Stadium

    Total Pro Sports – Move over Alyssa Milano.  The Dodgers have a new hottest fan.  Denise Milani and her friend Chelsea Fujiwawa, a.k.a. Chelsea Co., were at Dodgers Stadium recently to catch a ball game.  With the big-breasted duo supporting the Dodger blue and white, they likely did quite a bit of jumping up and […]

  • A-Rod Must Now Settle For Days Off Rather Than Roids

    A-Rod Must Now Settle For Days Off Rather Than Roids

    Total Pro Sports – If only this were about five or six years ago.  Alex Rodriguez coming off hip surgery is feeling fatigued.  It is difficult to come back and play every game after undergoing such a procedure, but you are always one ass injection away from a power surge.  Too bad PEDs and Roids […]

  • Yankees vs. Marlins Fan Fights Make Kids Cry

    Yankees vs. Marlins Fan Fights Make Kids Cry

    Total Pro Sports – We have seen the fan fights before.  At AT&T Park, Citizens Bank Field, Yankee Stadium, and now LandShark Stadium.  May seem like the same old fan fight (which I still think never gets old) but this one had an added dimension to it. Fans of the opposing teams squared off yesterday […]

  • Fake Umpires Take Their Show On The Road

    Fake Umpires Take Their Show On The Road

    Total Pro Sports – The fake umpires were back and they took their show on the road this weekend.  And no, we are not talking about Mike Winters and Adrian Johnson.  Instead, the “real” fake empires we are referring to are Tim Williams and Joe Farrell, the two men who park themselves in their seats […]

  • Wade Boggs Loves Americana, Hates Steroids

    Wade Boggs Loves Americana, Hates Steroids

    Total Pro Sports – A couple of buckets filled with Miller Lites at a sports bar autograph session will sure loosen up some tongues.  Last night that is exactly what happened to Wade Boggs as he sounded off after being asked to comment on baseball’s current steroid era. So what did Boggs have to say […]

  • Series Sweep Causes Phillies Fans To Fight Each Other

    Series Sweep Causes Phillies Fans To Fight Each Other

    Total Pro Sports – The past three days in Philadelphia have not been the kindest to the defending World Series Champion Phillies.  Yesterday’s afternoon game saw fans reach their boiling point and rather than unleashing their frustration on Mets fans, this time they did so on each other. The Jays completed a three game sweep […]

  • Money From NHL Players Used To Fund MLB Stripper Parties

    Money From NHL Players Used To Fund MLB Stripper Parties

    Total Pro Sports – Throwing a party for all you favorite MLB players can be quite expensive.  All the booze, women, and other expenses can tally up to equal one large bill.  So how do you afford such things?  By scamming hockey players.  That’s what golf-resort developed Ken Jowdy did. Nineteen former and current NHL […]