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  • 21 Greatest Peyton Manning Commercials

    21 Greatest Peyton Manning Commercials

    Yesterday, as you may have read somewhere, Gatorade unveiled a new series of commercials starring Peyton Manning as a gas station manager who refuses to sell gatorade to anyone unless they’ve broken a sweat and, therefore, earned it—because “Gatorade is for guys and gals who sweat.” Of course, this is just Peyton’s latest effort in one […]

  • Pinch Pitchers: Every MLB Position Player to Take the Mound in 2014

    Pinch Pitchers: Every MLB Position Player to Take the Mound in 2014

    It’s never fun to see your team get blown out—unless it’s baseball, and your team runs out of pitchers before the game is over. Then it actually is kind of fun, because you get to see a position player pitch. I bring all this up because, in case you haven’t noticed, 2014 has been a historic […]

  • Prancercising Is Back!!! What’s ‘Prancercising,’ You Ask…? (Video)

    Prancercising Is Back!!! What’s ‘Prancercising,’ You Ask…? (Video)

    Filing this under “Other Sports,” but only because Total Pro Sports doesn’t have “Horseracing” or “Barnyard Role-Playing” categories.  It’s generally poor form to make fun of people for exercising in any fashion. They’re trying to better their health and themselves, so I would normally just muster up a “Good for them,” and be on my way. […]

  • Men with Death Wish Pet Tiger Sharks with No Protection (Video)

    Men with Death Wish Pet Tiger Sharks with No Protection (Video)

    Holy hell. Those eyes. They don’t even look dead. They look…furious. We’ve seen several examples of GoPro videos scaring the crap out of us, and now, as we near the halfway point of Shark Week, we’ve got one more. This man, who we’ll call “Batshit Crazy Scuba Diver” decided to go for a plunge with […]

  • 13 Sports Teams Named After Sharks

    13 Sports Teams Named After Sharks

    In case you didn’t realize it, it’s Shark Week.You should have realized it, of course, because it’s basically the third-best week of the year after the week between Christmas and New Years and spring break. But I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt. Maybe you’ve been really busy at work, or you belong to some weird […]