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  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 5/6/10 – Johan Franzen

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 5/6/10 – Johan Franzen

    With their backs against the wall and elimination staring them in the face, the Detroit Red Wings needed to come out firing last night at Joe Louis Arena if they wanted to avoid being swept from the playoffs in front of their hometown fans.  They did just that, and it was none other than the […]

  • If Jesus Were Alive Today, He’d Be A Liquid Mountaineer!

    If Jesus Were Alive Today, He’d Be A Liquid Mountaineer!

    Now here is a sport I think Jesus would have excelled at.  It is called Liquid Mountaineering and the objective is simple: run on water for as long as you can. These guys may not be the son of God or even Chris Angel, but they seem to be pretty damn good at high-stepping their […]

  • When Bobsledding And Skateboarding Collide (Video)

    When Bobsledding And Skateboarding Collide (Video)

    We here at TotalProSports are all about taking your average sport to the next level.  Wherever there is someone willing to turn any athletic activity into something extreme, we are always prepared to show it some love.  This case of bringing skateboarding and bobsledding together is no different. Most people assume that once the snow […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Underwater Skiing

    Picture Of The Day: Underwater Skiing

    I would love to talk about the prospects of this new sport, which combines the physical endurance of cross country skiing with the joy of being in the ocean, but I am simply too distracted by the granny in her bikini bottoms and wet t-shirt. The first time I saw this, I was literally seconds […]

  • The Daily Gambling Fix 5/6/10 – Shawna Lenee

    Shawna Lenee
    Here are some of the best sports plays for all you gamblers out there.

    The Game: St. Louis Cardinals @ Philadelphia Phillies

    The Pick: Philadelphia Phillies

    The Reason: It’s the best pitcher on the planet versus the best player on the planet as Roy Halladay gets the start against Albert Pujols and the Cardinals. There are three guarantees in life; death, taxes and Halladay dominating opposing hitters.

  • Only Two People In The World Can Do This (GIF)

    Only Two People In The World Can Do This (GIF)

    This is absolutely crazy.  I would have a tough time finding someone who could do this trick using their hands, so to witness someone execute it so flawlessly with the help of only their index fingers is nothing short of ridiculous.  And to think that I thought gymnastics was only interesting when it involved face […]

  • Rutgers Kid Provides Another Epic Face Plant

    Rutgers Kid Provides Another Epic Face Plant

    Not only did this guy finish the sprint in second-to-last place, but he couldn’t even prevent himself from falling face first into the fence in the back of the end zone.  How embarrassing!  And the worst part of all is that for some reason there was someone in the stands recording the entire thing. As […]

  • The Daily Gambling Fix 5/5/10 – Serinda Swan

    Serinda Swan
    Here are some of the best sports plays for all you gamblers out there.

    The Game: Tampa Bay Rays @ Seattle Mariners

    The Pick: Under 6.5

    The Reason: Two great pitchers take the mound tonight in Seattle with Matt Garza getting the start for the Rays and Cliff Lee pitching for the Mariners. Garza has an ERA right around 2, while Lee pitched seven shutout innings in his season debut last week, so expect runs to be tough to come by in this one.

  • Another Video Of Tatiata Kozhevnikova’s Powerful Vagina (SFW)

    Another Video Of Tatiata Kozhevnikova’s Powerful Vagina (SFW)

    It has been a while since we checked in with our favorite Russian vagina, which belongs to 42-year-old Tatiata Kozhevnikova. The current world record holder for the strongest minge has been keeping things tight down there, and she has yet another video to prove it.  Perhaps Tatiata should consider putting together some sort of instructional […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night — 5/4/10 — Kobe Bryant

    The Stat Line of the Night — 5/4/10 — Kobe Bryant

    The Jazz are in all kinds of trouble in their Western Conference Playoff series with the Lakers.  Boozer and Millsap are playing as well as they can, but the Lakers big men just seem dominant.  The man that is getting to the basket at will, however, is a man the Jazz have never really been […]

  • Picture Of The Day: This Is Recreation?

    Picture Of The Day: This Is Recreation?

    Recreation? What kind of recreation do you do in your town? Whatever it is it isn’t as awesome as this place. This town likes to have fun with big ol’ knives. Tennis? Nope. Basketball? Nope. Have a catch with your son? Nah. Kill things and hunt with massive knives? You betcha! And I bet that […]

  • The Daily Gambling Fix 5/4/10 – Brittany

    Brittany
    Here are some of the best sports plays for all you gamblers out there.

    The Game: San Francisco Giants @ Florida Marlins

    The Pick: San Francisco Giants -180

    The Reason: We are taking the Giants based strictly on the pitching matchup as two-time defending Cy Young award winner, Tim Lincecum, heads to the mound for the Giants who should come out on top over the Marlins tonight

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 5/3/10 – Jake Peavy

    The Stat Line of the Night – 5/3/10 – Jake Peavy

    Going into the 2010 baseball season, the White Sox felt confident that they had one of the best, if not the best, pitching rotations in the American League.  Hell, it might have been the best in all baseball.  The only problem is that their great starting pitchers haven’t been pitching well, and Jake Peavy is […]

  • Note To Self: Don’t Prank Kids (GIF)

    Note To Self: Don’t Prank Kids (GIF)

    Mascots are always doing their best to entertain fans, particularly the young ones, during sporting events.  Sometimes they may even take their act a little too far.  Most fans can find it in themselves to tolerate these mischievous mascots, but what happens when they pick on the wrong person? Let’s just say it is all […]