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  • If Jesus Were Alive Today, He’d Be A Liquid Mountaineer!

    If Jesus Were Alive Today, He’d Be A Liquid Mountaineer!

    Now here is a sport I think Jesus would have excelled at.  It is called Liquid Mountaineering and the objective is simple: run on water for as long as you can. These guys may not be the son of God or even Chris Angel, but they seem to be pretty damn good at high-stepping their […]

  • When Bobsledding And Skateboarding Collide (Video)

    When Bobsledding And Skateboarding Collide (Video)

    We here at TotalProSports are all about taking your average sport to the next level.  Wherever there is someone willing to turn any athletic activity into something extreme, we are always prepared to show it some love.  This case of bringing skateboarding and bobsledding together is no different. Most people assume that once the snow […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Underwater Skiing

    Picture Of The Day: Underwater Skiing

    I would love to talk about the prospects of this new sport, which combines the physical endurance of cross country skiing with the joy of being in the ocean, but I am simply too distracted by the granny in her bikini bottoms and wet t-shirt. The first time I saw this, I was literally seconds […]

  • Only Two People In The World Can Do This (GIF)

    Only Two People In The World Can Do This (GIF)

    This is absolutely crazy.  I would have a tough time finding someone who could do this trick using their hands, so to witness someone execute it so flawlessly with the help of only their index fingers is nothing short of ridiculous.  And to think that I thought gymnastics was only interesting when it involved face […]

  • Rutgers Kid Provides Another Epic Face Plant

    Rutgers Kid Provides Another Epic Face Plant

    Not only did this guy finish the sprint in second-to-last place, but he couldn’t even prevent himself from falling face first into the fence in the back of the end zone.  How embarrassing!  And the worst part of all is that for some reason there was someone in the stands recording the entire thing. As […]

  • Another Video Of Tatiata Kozhevnikova’s Powerful Vagina (SFW)

    Another Video Of Tatiata Kozhevnikova’s Powerful Vagina (SFW)

    It has been a while since we checked in with our favorite Russian vagina, which belongs to 42-year-old Tatiata Kozhevnikova. The current world record holder for the strongest minge has been keeping things tight down there, and she has yet another video to prove it.  Perhaps Tatiata should consider putting together some sort of instructional […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night — 5/4/10 — Kobe Bryant

    The Stat Line of the Night — 5/4/10 — Kobe Bryant

    The Jazz are in all kinds of trouble in their Western Conference Playoff series with the Lakers.  Boozer and Millsap are playing as well as they can, but the Lakers big men just seem dominant.  The man that is getting to the basket at will, however, is a man the Jazz have never really been […]

  • Picture Of The Day: This Is Recreation?

    Picture Of The Day: This Is Recreation?

    Recreation? What kind of recreation do you do in your town? Whatever it is it isn’t as awesome as this place. This town likes to have fun with big ol’ knives. Tennis? Nope. Basketball? Nope. Have a catch with your son? Nah. Kill things and hunt with massive knives? You betcha! And I bet that […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 5/3/10 – Jake Peavy

    The Stat Line of the Night – 5/3/10 – Jake Peavy

    Going into the 2010 baseball season, the White Sox felt confident that they had one of the best, if not the best, pitching rotations in the American League.  Hell, it might have been the best in all baseball.  The only problem is that their great starting pitchers haven’t been pitching well, and Jake Peavy is […]

  • Note To Self: Don’t Prank Kids (GIF)

    Note To Self: Don’t Prank Kids (GIF)

    Mascots are always doing their best to entertain fans, particularly the young ones, during sporting events.  Sometimes they may even take their act a little too far.  Most fans can find it in themselves to tolerate these mischievous mascots, but what happens when they pick on the wrong person? Let’s just say it is all […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Need Some Protection For Your Fancy Hat?

    Picture Of The Day: Need Some Protection For Your Fancy Hat?

    The Kentucky Derby is one of those great American pastimes which brings people of all different social classes together.  Whether you are incredibly rich, or an unemployed alcoholic, the Derby has something to offer for everyone.  This year’s edition came with quite a bit of rain, and for the latter group mentioned above, that meant […]

  • Fans Cheat Death After Scary MINI Challenge Crash (Video)

    Fans Cheat Death After Scary MINI Challenge Crash (Video)

    Sitting field-side at an Arena Football League game may be painful at times, but it is like child’s play when compared to the dangers of being track-side at just about any motor sports race.  That is the case, even when the vehicles hustling around the track are as tiny as a MINI. During the Ipswich […]

  • Waitress Pwned During Arena Football Game

    Waitress Pwned During Arena Football Game

    I have always found the layout of an Arena League football field to be quite interesting.  Much like in basketball, fans in the front row are afforded the opportunity to sit right next to the action.  Sometimes that means taking in the sight of a great play from only a few feet away.  Other times […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 5/3/10 – Jaroslav Halak

    The Stat Line of the Night – 5/3/10 – Jaroslav Halak

    During the opening round of the NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs, it was the performance of goalie Jaroslav Halak which was largely responsible for the Montreal Canadiens improbable upset victory over the top-seeded Washington Capitals.  After taking a beating at the hands of the Pittsburgh Penguins in Game one of their second round series, it became […]