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  • The Stat Line of the Night — 11/22/10 — Philip Rivers

    The Stat Line of the Night — 11/22/10 — Philip Rivers

    So this is what the San Diego Chargers were supposed to look like.  I wasn’t sure after watching them stumble their way to a 4-5 start.  The 35-14 shellacking they handed Denver on Monday Night Football last night seemed more appropriately matched to the expectations of this season.  As inconsistent as they have been, however, […]

  • A Complete Primer On Fantasy Football (Infographic)

    A Complete Primer On Fantasy Football (Infographic)

    Fantasy football is a fantasy sports game in which participants (called “owners”) are arranged into a competitive league, earning “Fantasy Points” by using statistics of real football players.  The owners of each league draft real-life NFL players, filling a roster containing the various offense or defense positions on a team. Word of advice from the […]

  • 2010 Fantasy Football: Monday NFL Rewind (Week 11)

    2010 Fantasy Football: Monday NFL Rewind (Week 11)

    What a weekend it was in the NFL! Although the Chicago Bears and the Miami Dolphins’ Thursday night battle would prove to be one of the worst games of the season, it was clearly not an indication of what we should come to expect from the remainder of the week 11 schedule.  Sunday’s slate of […]

  • AHL Goalie Barry Brust Gives Us His Best Ron Hextall Impersonation (Video)

    AHL Goalie Barry Brust Gives Us His Best Ron Hextall Impersonation (Video)

    What was with all the sports impersonations this weekend?  First there was Inter’s Samuel Eto’o, who unleashed his inner Zinedine Zidane as he headbutted Chievo’s Cesar in the chest.  And if that wasn’t enough, both the Raiders Richard Seymour and Ajax’s Luis Suarez decided to perform their own unique impersonations of “Iron” Mike Tyson, with […]

  • Unsportsmanlike Conduct: 9 Unexpected Attacks from Angry Athletes

    Unsportsmanlike Conduct: 9 Unexpected Attacks from Angry Athletes

    On Sunday, Oakland Raiders’ defensive end Richard Seymour gave an open-hand slap to Pittsburgh Steelers’ quarterback and accused rapist Ben Roethlisberger. While Seymour did what millions of Americans wish they could do, he was ejected from the game. After all, if we allowed every scumbag in professional sports to get slapped, there’d be no time […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night — 11/22/10 — Drew Brees

    The Stat Line of the Night — 11/22/10 — Drew Brees

    Drew Brees has had days like this before.  Days where he’s not just good, but great.  This time, however, his phenomenal day put him over the top in terms of the all-time New Orleans Saints completion record.  His 1850th completion in the 2nd quarter broke Archie Manning’s record held since 1982.  On the other end […]

  • Sexiest Workout Ever! (GIF)

    Sexiest Workout Ever! (GIF)

    Does anyone know the name of this exercise?  On second thought, who cares?  I don’t think it matters what you call this, there is simply no denying the fact that it is incredibly hot.  Just look at the smile on the face of the female in the white. I’m not sure who is enjoying this […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Sweet Skatepark

    Picture Of The Day: Sweet Skatepark

    Eat your heart out Tony Hawk! These must be the coolest Budgies around.  Not only can they skate, but they even took over their owner’s sink, and transformed it into their own mini skatepark.  Seems like quite the innovative idea, as long as they can avoid that pothole we call a drain.

  • So Close… (GIF)

    So Close… (GIF)

    Wow!  This is impressive.  Although it is probably one of the few times that being so successful will actually cause someone so much pain.  After all, had he not been good enough to make it all the way down that tremendously long railing, he never would have had to deal with that “Do Not Enter” […]

  • Weightlifter Faceplant (Video)

    Weightlifter Faceplant (Video)

    What is the best way to celebrate a weightlifting victory?  How about by letting out a load roar as you set the bar down before faceplanting directly into the audience! I guess this would have been a lot more embarrassing had he failed to lift the required weight before falling face first into the cheering […]

  • Picture Of The Day: If Cyclops Played Golf

    Picture Of The Day: If Cyclops Played Golf

    So let me guess how those glasses work.  He shoots the ball off the tee, and if he doesn’t like the direction it is headed in, or the distance it is traveling, he simply uses his optic blast to blow that ball to smithereens and gives it another shot.  I guess it is somewhat like […]

  • 9 Athletes with a Ridiculous Amount of Kids (Legitimate and Otherwise)

    9 Athletes with a Ridiculous Amount of Kids (Legitimate and Otherwise)

    Is it Father’s Day already? No. It’s not. But it’s always fun to talk about pro athletes knocking women up. So rather than have Xmas in November, let’s have Father’s Day in November and commemorate nine guys that just…well, there’s no way around it. These guys have a TON of kids. Some legit, most not. […]

  • What If Ryan Miller Played Carl Spackler From “Caddyshack”? (Video)

    What If Ryan Miller Played Carl Spackler From “Caddyshack”? (Video)

    Looks like stopping pucks isn’t the only thing Ryan Miller can do.  The Buffalo Sabres all-star goalie recently showed off some of his acting skills for ESPN: The Magazine. Luckily for Bill Murray, Miller was much too young to play Carl Spackler when the hit movie “Caddyshack” was released back in 1980.  But thanks to […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 11/18/10 – Felix Hernandez

    The Stat Line of the Night – 11/18/10 – Felix Hernandez

    The baseball public — and more importantly — the Baseball Writers’ Association of America is coming around to some critical thinking: wins aren’t what they used to be as a pitching stat. Why? Because Seattle Mariners’ pitcher Felix Hernandez was awarded the American League Cy Young with a record of just 13-12. His 13 wins […]

  • 2010 NFL Fantasy Football: Week 11 Start’em, Sit’em

    2010 NFL Fantasy Football: Week 11 Start’em, Sit’em

    It can be tough to make a decision between starting or sitting specific players throughout your fantasy football season based on favorable and/or tough match-ups. TotalProSports.com is here to help you make such decisions with our weekly Start’em & Sit’em post where we will break down each position and give you some players you may […]