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  • The Stat Line of the Night – 5/20/10 – Carlos Pena

    The Stat Line of the Night – 5/20/10 – Carlos Pena

    The bad news for Tampa Bay Rays fans is that power-slugging first baseman Carlos Pena has been fairly awful so far in 2010. The good news is that going into last night’s game against the Yankees, the Rays were still in first place by four games over the hated Yankees. The other good news? Pena […]

  • Thug With A Gun Gets His Ass Kicked By Skaters (Video)

    Thug With A Gun Gets His Ass Kicked By Skaters (Video)

    There may be nothing that says “bitch” more than pulling a gun on someone, especially when that someone does not have a gun of his own.  And with that being said, it couldn’t have made me happier to see this bitch get his ass absolutly annihilated by a skinny little skateboarder kid. I mean come […]

  • Midget Wrestling Looks To Make A Big Splash On Spike

    Midget Wrestling Looks To Make A Big Splash On Spike

    Spike TV has developed a reputation as the ultimate television network for men, and is there anything that men like more than wrestling and midgets?  Okay, so perhaps they prefer to be called little people, and Spike will hope that these little people will bring big ratings to the network this summer when they introduce […]

  • Picture Of The Day: A ‘Back To The Future’ Workout

    Picture Of The Day: A ‘Back To The Future’ Workout

    We here at TotalProSports have always endorsed any kind of physical activity among our readers.  If you are not going to sit at your computer and check out our posts, then why not get off your ass and sweat off some pounds.  And if you are having trouble finding the motivation to do so, maybe […]

  • The London 2012 Mascots Are Watching You!

    The London 2012 Mascots Are Watching You!

    Talk about creepy, Wenlock and Mendeville are just that.  The two mascots of the 2012 Olympic Games in London were unveiled on Wednesday and it appears as though organizers had to reach beyond our galaxy to find these monstrosities. Looking like something out of a Simpsons Halloween special, these one-eyed lobster-clawed figures were apparently created […]

  • You’re Going The Wrong Way! (Video)

    You’re Going The Wrong Way! (Video)

    I may not understand a word that is coming out of this commentator’s mouth, but it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to realize that he is shouting in disbelief as the player in the white picks up a fumble and takes it into his own end zone. What I am left to wonder is how […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 5/19/10 – Pau Gasol

    The Stat Line of the Night – 5/19/10 – Pau Gasol

    Pau Gasol was like Visa in last night’s Lakers vs. Suns game: everywhere you want to be. Gasol was money all night long, but he turned it up a notch during the 4th quarter. The Suns and Lakers were tied at 90 going into the final quarter. That’s when Gasol took over. He scored 14 […]

  • 7 Things That Will Likely Get You Tased At A Sporting Event

    7 Things That Will Likely Get You Tased At A Sporting Event

    With all the tailgating that goes on at sporting events, fans can get pretty rowdy once they’re inside. A pack of rabid fans can create a rather hostile environment, one that may need to be tamed. Or tased. And since there seems to be a lot of tasing at sporting events lately, we’re going to […]

  • The Most Badass Way To Get Dressed (GIF)

    The Most Badass Way To Get Dressed (GIF)

    There are several different ways to get undressed in sports.  One of those ways is to go one-on-one with Washington Capitals superstar Alex Ovechkin.  Another is to try defending Luol Deng on the hardcourt.  And then there is this way, which may require an unusual amount of trampolines, but still appears to be quite effective. […]

  • “I’m Bleeding Out Of My F*&king Balls Dude!” (Video)

    “I’m Bleeding Out Of My F*&king Balls Dude!” (Video)

    This clip is not for the faint of heart. It is not necessarily the sight of this kid’s legs being snapped apart like two people fighting over a wishbone at Thanksgiving diner that will make you squeamish.  However, his reaction afterwards most certainly will.  Especially when the words “I’m bleeding out of my f*cking balls” […]

  • Picture Of The Day: A Ferrari Anyone Can Afford

    Picture Of The Day: A Ferrari Anyone Can Afford

    Does it get any more ghetto than this? I wonder what this Ferrari is called.  A Testa-grossa? He even spelled Ferrari wrong to avoid having to pay royalties, although I do like how he felt the need to spray paint the name along the side, just to make sure people knew what he was driving.  […]

  • Ankle’s Aren’t Supposed To Bend That Way! (Video)

    Ankle’s Aren’t Supposed To Bend That Way! (Video)

    The French are not particulairly known for their hockey skills, and perhaps this is why. Playing in a relegation match-up against Kazakhstan (seems like quite the epic battle, doesn’t it?) at the IIHF World Championships, France’s Yorick Treille went crashing into the end-boards feet first, causing his ankle to bend in a rather uncomfortable fashion.  […]

  • Rugby Player Martin Richardson Foils Robbery (GIF/w Video)

    Rugby Player Martin Richardson Foils Robbery (GIF/w Video)

    Here’s a note to all current and perspective armed robbers out there.  If you are going to attempt to rob a store, make sure Martin Richardson is not present at the time, else things may not go according to plan. Azar Sulman found that out last week when he raided a William Hill bookmakers in […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night — 5/18/10 — Josh Johnson

    The Stat Line of the Night — 5/18/10 — Josh Johnson

    There have been a lot of distractions surrounding the Marlins lately, but that hasn’t seemed to affect their ability to win.  With Hanley Ramirez benched due to “lack of effort”, Florida was able to pull off the win against the Arizona Diamondbacks with some help from their starting pitcher Josh Johnson.  Although All-Star Hanley’s benching […]