More

  • Tennis Ball Boy Pees Himself during Australian Open

    Tennis Ball Boy Pees Himself during Australian Open

    Tournament Official:  Well done, you made it there and back in pretty good time.  You’re not opposed to kneeling for a long period of time, are you? Points in tennis can last a decent amount of time. Potential Ball Boy: (out of breath) No, sir. Potential Ball Boy’s Mother:  He’s never had a broken bone […]

  • Treadmill Tumbler (GIF)

    Treadmill Tumbler (GIF)

    I applaud this guy for sticking to his New Year’s resolution and being innovative with the treadmill, but I think if there’s anyone around him, properly using the treadmill, they need to pause their session and let this poor guy know he’s using it all wrong.  Or not.  Damn, this is impressive.  I can’t imagine […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 1/18/10 – Luis Scola

    The Stat Line of the Night – 1/18/10 – Luis Scola

    The Houston Rockets are not known for dominating individual performances.  Their success on the court this season has come largely without a star or alpha-dog of any kind.  As a team, they have come together on both ends of the floor in a way that is fun to watch.  On this night, however, one man […]

  • Patrice Cormier’s Dirty Elbow Sends Player into Convulsions

    Patrice Cormier’s Dirty Elbow Sends Player into Convulsions

    At first glance of this video, the hit Patrice Cormier lays on an opponent, Mikael Tam, doesn’t appear all that serious.  It looks as if he simply clips him as the two cross paths.  That wasn’t the case, though.  Patrice Cormier left his team’s bench in a full head of steam for Tam and instead […]

  • Jockeys Fight on Horses During Race (Video)

    Jockeys Fight on Horses During Race (Video)

    I’m not a big horse racing fan.  I have a good friend from Lexington who would throw Derby parties every year, but the sport hasn’t really captured my intrigue.  Perhaps it’s because I’ve never been to one live and had the opportunity to bet on them — I’ve heard that’s what really makes it a […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 1/17/10 – Brett Favre

    The Stat Line of the Night – 1/17/10 – Brett Favre

    Another game, another gutsy performance from everyone’s favorite living legend Brett Favre.  After being surrounded by controversy the last few years for his mishandling of his retirement situation, Favre has finally looked back to form this season as a 40 year old quarterback. Favre has had a storied career, but he has never thrown for […]

  • Victoria Salmon Kings Score Goal of The Year (Video)

    Victoria Salmon Kings Score Goal of The Year (Video)

    I’m a sucker for some good puck handling skills and it’s on display to the max in this ECHL highlight.  Dirk Southern (awesome name), Scott Howes, and Adam Taylor combined their stick skills for one of the best goals you’ll ever see on highlight reels for years to come. The three players from the Victoria […]

  • In Celebration She Just Wanted to Kiss It (PIC)

    In Celebration She Just Wanted to Kiss It (PIC)

    Form the vault of classic sports photos.  So why is Cristie Kerr kissing a penis like trophy, you ask? Well apparently ladies golf is looking for a way to motivate its players to try harder (pun intended). What better way to do that than make the trophy a phallic symbol? Congratulations to Cristie Kerr on […]

  • Danica Patrick is Weird Science (Super Bowl Commercial)

    Danica Patrick is Weird Science (Super Bowl Commercial)

    After I saw Weird Science for the first time, I dreamt that I could get a hot 80′s babe to come make me feel good about myself.  After seeing the latest Danica Patrick, GoDaddy.com, 80′s-styled commercial, I was instantly reminded of Weird Science and all the things I’d do for a skimpily clad Danica P. lookalike to bust […]

  • Oh! The OHL! Zack Kassian Huge Hit on Matt Kennedy (Video)

    Oh! The OHL! Zack Kassian Huge Hit on Matt Kennedy (Video)

    I’m more of an NHL guy, if  I don’t say so myself, but I never would have thought the OHL could provide so much theater… and compelling brutality!   The top two teams in the league, the Barrie Colts and Windsor Spitfires, found themselves in the middle of a vicious cock-fight on Thursday, making rabid […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 1/14/10 – LeBron James

    The Stat Line of the Night – 1/14/10 – LeBron James

    The big story of the night was how Sundiata Gaines – a D-League callup on a 10-day contract – nailed a buzzer-beating three-pointer to win the game for the Jazz in Utah. But LeBron James dominated the game in one of the NBA’s most difficult places to play. The King started out a bit slowly […]

  • New Axe Product Cleans Your Dirty Balls (Video)

    New Axe Product Cleans Your Dirty Balls (Video)

    Not those balls…well, kind of those balls.  Depends how you interpret this hilarious commercial.  Axe has gone all out with this one, and I’m pretty sure that you won’t be seeing this commercial on TV during primetime.  Although other commercials have gone overboard with the sex innuendos, this one is on a whole new level. […]

  • Oops! Soccer Goalie Falls on Head During Routine Play

    Oops! Soccer Goalie Falls on Head During Routine Play

    This video is one of those embarrassing things that I’m sure this goalie wishes would just disappear.  Unfortunately for him, the internet and his aching neck will probably not let him or anyone else forget it for quite some time.  What seems like easy plays for goalies don’t always end up working out that way. […]

  • The Statline of the Night – 1/13/10 – Aaron Brooks

    The Statline of the Night – 1/13/10 – Aaron Brooks

    The Rockets should not have had as much trouble as they had against the Timberwolves at home in Houston on Wednesday night. It took 3 overtimes, but eventually the Rockets outlasted the Wolves 120-114. Rockets fans have Aaron Brooks to thank for saving them from an embarrassing defeat to the league’s second-worst team. Brooks led […]