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  • 9 Of The Worst Sports Stadiums in America

    9 Of The Worst Sports Stadiums in America

    Sports loyalties are not unlike religions. Like all major religions, sports require places of worship. In practice, these places should be inspiring, awesome, and above all, fun. However, for various reasons you’ll read about below, some venues just miss the mark altogether. Let’s take a look at a few of them. 9. Qualcomm Stadium – […]

  • Picture Of The Day: If You Cherish Your Balls (PIC)

    Picture Of The Day: If You Cherish Your Balls (PIC)

    The rule is simple, “Any persons (Except players) caught collecting golf balls on this course will be prosecuted and have their balls removed.”  Take it for what you want, the rule sounds pretty legit to me.  So next time you think about sneaking onto a golf course and look for some golf balls, remember this […]

  • My BUTT is BIG! Nike Women’s Ad Campaign (PIC)

    My BUTT is BIG! Nike Women’s Ad Campaign (PIC)

    And round like the letter C and ten thousand lunges has made it smaller and that’s just fine.  It’s a space heater for my embassador to those who walk behind me it’s a border collie that herds skinny women away from the best deals at clothing sales.  My BUTT is BIG and thats just fine […]

  • Someone Get This Guy A Plug (Pic)

    Someone Get This Guy A Plug (Pic)

    Saving the environment is cool and all, but I am really beginning to think that maybe these Tesla Roadster drivers are a little too smug for my liking.  I get it!  You drive a f*cking electric car that looks cool and is probably pretty fast.  Good for you.  I don’t need to be reminded of […]

  • DeWanna Bonner Had The WNBA’s Best/Worst Name

    DeWanna Bonner Had The WNBA’s Best/Worst Name

    “With the fifth pick of the 2009 WNBA Draft, the Phoenix Mercury select DeWanna Bonner.”  Wait, what did you ask me?  Do I want a what? With names like Destinee Hooker out there, it may be tough to call this the greatest name in sports, but I think it is fair to say that DeWanna […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 7/22/10 – Alex Rodriguez

    The Stat Line of the Night – 7/22/10 – Alex Rodriguez

    Yankees fans were treated to some fireworks last night as the lowly Royals came to town. Journeyman Bruce Chen took the bump for the hapless Royals, and the Bronx Bombers wiped off their drool long enough to batter him around. Chief among them was the surging Alex Rodriguez. ARod went off on Chen and the […]

  • Herd Of Sheep Interrupt 17th Stange Of Tour de France (Video)

    Herd Of Sheep Interrupt 17th Stange Of Tour de France (Video)

    Why did the sheep cross the road?  To interrupt the Tour de France! The unforgiving ascent up the mountains is difficult enough, but these sheep decided to throw another obstacle in the riders path during their climb up the Col du Soulor.  Fortunately, the riders were able to steer clear of this wandering herd during […]

  • Semaphore Arbitrage Sure Bet System

    Semaphore Arbitrage Sure Bet System

    <img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-36712" title="She wants to know" src="http://www.totalprosports.com/ Semaphore Arbitrage Sure Bet System wp-content/uploads/2010/07/She-wants-to-know.jpg” alt=”She wants to know” width=”322″ height=”592″ /> It may be one of the greatest debates among male sports fans across the world:  Are girls who love sports hot?  Much like the question of whether muscular girls are sexy, this is […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 7/21/10 – Pedro Alvarez

    The Stat Line of the Night – 7/21/10 – Pedro Alvarez

    Pedro Alvarez was the second overall pick in the 2008 MLB draft. Apparently, he likes that number 2. Alvarez crushed two home runs for the second game in a row as the Pirates beat the Milwaukee Brewers 15-3 Wednesday night in Pittsburgh. Alvarez may have pushed the Brewers closer to trading some of their big […]

  • Picture Of The Day: I’m Pretty Sure This Move Is Illegal

    Picture Of The Day: I’m Pretty Sure This Move Is Illegal

    I am almost certain that somewhere in the wrestling rulebook it says something about biting an opponent in the groin being illegal.  Unfortunately, this guy doesn’t seem to care.  And why should he?  He isn’t the first person to show that he is willing to do anything in order to win, whether that “anything” is […]

  • Japan Executes Lacrosse Hidden-Ball Trick To Perfection (Video)

    Japan Executes Lacrosse Hidden-Ball Trick To Perfection (Video)

    And here we have the hidden-ball trick; an oldie but a goodie in the game of lacrosse.  And surprisingly, it came in a game between Japan and Australia.  Who knew that these two countries even played lacrosse, let alone are capable of performing a move like this? I don’t know about you, but they definitely […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night — 7/20/10 — Aramis Ramirez

    The Stat Line of the Night — 7/20/10 — Aramis Ramirez

    Tuesday was a huge day for the Chicago Cubs.  Their manager and leader Lou Piniella announced his retirement at the age of 66.  Lou has been in the league for many years as a player, coach and manager.  As the Cubs manager, he had taken the team to the playoffs twice but flamed out in […]

  • Achilles Shoelace (Pic)

    Achilles Shoelace (Pic)

    A user by the name of brockweaver over at reddit.com posted this gruesome image.  It shows post operation on his ruptured Achilles.  He goes on to tell the story how this injury occurred, I completely ruptured my right achilles while playing old man basketball over the noon hour. Had to drive my stick shift home […]

  • 12 Classic Big League Chew Packages (Pics)

    12 Classic Big League Chew Packages (Pics)

    If you hate throat or mouth cancer, but love cavities then that shredded gum in a pouch called Big League Chew is the way to go. It’s now been around for almost 30 years and it’s hard to believe that I rolled my first wad up into a my mouth like a big leaguer would […]

  • Streaker Breaks 6 Tackles Before Being Politely Asked To Leave

    Streaker Breaks 6 Tackles Before Being Politely Asked To Leave

    Usually streakers have hairy beer bellies that hang low over their barely existent wieners. It’s not often we see one that actually looks like he’s in decent shape and in need of an oxygen tank once he’s taken down seconds after getting on the field. Last Friday night at the B.C. Lions-Montreal Alouettes Canadian Football […]