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  • Tensions High In Mexico vs. Panama Gold Cup Match

    Tensions High In Mexico vs. Panama Gold Cup Match

    Total Pro Sports – If they didn’t have poor diplomatic relations before, the Mexican and Panamanian teams may have taken their countries down that road last night during their Gold Cup match in Houston.  Maybe Panama should consider sending over some of their cricket booty girls as a show of good faith.  It should work, […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/09/09 – Joel Pineiro

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/09/09 – Joel Pineiro

    Total Pro Sports -Locked in a battle between the top two teams in the NL Central, Joel Pineiro was not about to let his team lose hold of top spot in the division.  His strong performance on the mound made sure no such thing happened. Facing off against the second-place Milwaukee Brewers, Pineiro led his […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/08/09 – Andruw Jones

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/08/09 – Andruw Jones

    Total Pro Sports – On Tuesday night it was Paul Konerko terrorizing the opposing pitchers.  Last night it was Andruw Jones’ turn to do the same.  you can be Ervin Santana will be having nightmares of the Texas Rangers DH over the next couple of days. Continuing a trend that has seen the Rangers dominate […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/07/09 – Paul Konerko

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/07/09 – Paul Konerko

    Total Pro  Sports – The Chicago White Sox have been on quite a tear recently, and last night Paul Konerko’s bat followed suit.  Looking to remain two games back of top spot in the AL Central, they used a career day from the first baseman to top the Cleveland Indians 10-6. Konerko was on fire […]

  • Spectator Takes Anthony Kim’s Ball In The Ass (SFW)

    Spectator Takes Anthony Kim’s Ball In The Ass (SFW)

    Total Pro Sports – The 18th hole at the Congressional Country Club can be a dangerous one…to fans that is.  And to think that Charles Barkley was not even around for this one. Okay.  So maybe it is not that dangerous.  Or better yet, perhaps any hole where a spectator decides that he is better […]

  • World’s Strongest Vagina Just Got Stronger

    World’s Strongest Vagina Just Got Stronger

    Total Pro Sports – Let’s file this one under WTF!  We have seen world records for many things before:  the highest kick; longest soccer ball juggling; and now the strongest vagina. Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, Russia, is 42-years-old, but her vagina remains as strong as ever.  She has exercised her love-box for fifteen years and […]

  • Fat Man Calls Serena Williams Overweight…F*cking Hypocrite!

    Fat Man Calls Serena Williams Overweight…F*cking Hypocrite!

    Total Pro Sports – Jason Whitlock is a large man who is currently writing for FoxSports.com.  He has been praised with the National Journalism Award for Commentary for “his ability to seamlessly integrate sports and social commentary and to challenge widely held assumptions along the racial divide.” Now he is seemingly challenging Serena Williams to […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/06/09 – Jarrod Washburn

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/06/09 – Jarrod Washburn

    Total Pro Sports – It was a tough decision on this one.  Two pitchers threw complete game shutouts.  Both allowing minimal hits.  One with more strikeouts, but the other with less hits and no walks allowed.  So who did we take?  Seattle’s Jarrod Washburn was our man for last night, but barely over Oakland pitcher […]

  • Brazilian Legend Falcão Scores Unreal Indoor Soccer Goal

    Brazilian Legend Falcão Scores Unreal Indoor Soccer Goal

    Total Pro Sports – He is considered to be the world’s best futsal player and after watching this remarkable goal, that should come as no surprise. Alessandro Rosa Vieira, also known as Falcão, was at the Grand Prix de Futsal, one of the largest annual indoor football tournaments.  Representing his home country Brazil, he carried […]

  • Swedish Female Soccer Fans Just As Intense As The Males

    Swedish Female Soccer Fans Just As Intense As The Males

    Total Pro Sports – Everyone loves a streaker.  Whether they are showing off an over-sized belly, harassing Roger Federer and Lionel Messi, or just getting plain naked, they always seem to put on a show.  This Swedish female did just that as she showed us all it isn’t only the males who can show support […]

  • John Roddick Eats Booger, Watches Brother Andy Lose Heartbreaker

    John Roddick Eats Booger, Watches Brother Andy Lose Heartbreaker

    Total Pro Sports – Yesterday’s men’s final at Wimbledon between Andy Roddick and Roger Federer was an instant classic.  A five-set thriller, which lasted 4 hours 16 minutes, was eventually won by Federer giving him the record for most career Grand Slams with 15. The fifth and final set lasted an astounding 30 games (16-14 […]

  • Columbian Soccer Player Shoots Heckling Fan

    Columbian Soccer Player Shoots Heckling Fan

    Total Pro Sports – The next time you go to a sporting event and decide it may be fun to heckle some of the players, you may want to reconsider.  Israel Castillo sure wishes he had.  Unfortunately, now he is dead. Javier Florez, a midfielder for Barranquilla’s Atletico Junior Team in Columbia, shot Castillo with […]