Sports Lists

  • 10 Longest Ironman Streaks in NHL History

    10 Longest Ironman Streaks in NHL History

    On Sunday, one of the longest ironman streaks in sports history came to an end. St. Louis Blues defenseman Jay Bouwmeester didn’t suit up for his team’s 4-2 win over the Winnipeg Jets due to an undisclosed “lower body injury.” It was the first time he had missed a game in a decade—a span in which he played […]

  • 33 Anthony Davis GIFs that Prove Anthony Davis Is Not Human

    33 Anthony Davis GIFs that Prove Anthony Davis Is Not Human

    Why a list of Anthony Davis GIFs, you ask? Because in case you haven’t noticed, at the age of 21, Anthony Davis has emerged as the best player in the NBA. Am I saying Anthony Davis is better than LeBron? Better than Durant? Better than Paul? Yes, I am. I’m not saying things will stay this way. Anthony […]

  • The 10 Biggest Sports Contracts of All Time

    The 10 Biggest Sports Contracts of All Time

    Today we’re counting down the 10 biggest sports contracts of all time, and the reason is this monster Giancarlo Stanton contract. Stanton, of course, is the Marlins’ 25-year-old right fielder who probably would have won the NL MVP award this year if he didn’t miss the last month of the season after getting plunked in the […]

  • The 25 Funniest NHL Names of All time

    The 25 Funniest NHL Names of All time

    Today we’re counting down the funniest NHL names of all time. But maybe you wonder, why focus on the NHL? There are funny names in every pro sports league. The NFL has it’s Kirby Dar Dars, the NBA has it’s God Shammgods, and MLB has it’s Enos Slaughters. However, when it comes to funny names, nobody […]

  • The 12 Clients of Jay-Z’s Roc Nation Sports

    The 12 Clients of Jay-Z’s Roc Nation Sports

    Remember when Jay-Z founded Roc Nation Sports because he decided that, in addition to being a filthy rich hip hop mogul, multi-platinum recording artist, and husband of Beyoncé, he also wanted to be a sports agent? At the time it didn’t make much sense to people. Some wondered a why a hip hop mogul and recording artist who […]

  • 9 of the Most Amazing Blocked Kicks of All Time

    9 of the Most Amazing Blocked Kicks of All Time

    Last week, the Packers-Bears game will go in the pantheon of blocked kicks. It wasn’t a particularly important play, except that it was one of the sole interesting plays in a game that was otherwise a pretty mundane blowout between a good team (Green Bay) and a bad team (Chicago). Jarrett Boykin rushed a Chicago punt […]

  • 22 Classic Sports Depantsing GIFs

    22 Classic Sports Depantsing GIFs

    Why an entire list of sports depantsing GIFs? Because we want all the Alabama fans who upset about “pantsgate” to understand something. Namely, we want them to understand that an inadvertent rear end exposure isn’t something about which we should be embarrassed or angry. It is something to be celebrated. Because, dammit, butts are funny. What the hell […]

  • 13 Cheerleader Sex Scandals

    13 Cheerleader Sex Scandals

    Today’s list, as you have probably gathers, is about cheerleader sex scandals. There of course are many varieties of sex scandals. You’ve got your political sex scandals. Your celebrity sex scandals. And let’s not forget your teacher sex scandals. But none are as salacious as cheerleader sex scandals. Why? Well it’s not rocket science. Cheerleader sex scandals involve cheerleaders. And anything involving […]

  • 30 Epic Sports-Themed Haircuts by Rob the Original

    30 Epic Sports-Themed Haircuts by Rob the Original

    When it comes to sports-themed haircuts, Rob the Original is king. Who is Rob the Original? Well he’s not just a barber, that’s for sure. Based in San Antonio, Mr. Original bills himself as a “hair artist.” And while that sort of description would usually make me roll my eyes, the fact is there’s no other way to […]

  • 9 Worst NFL Injuries So Far in 2014

    9 Worst NFL Injuries So Far in 2014

    Every season, the football Gods decide to shake things up a little (or a lot) by inflicting injuries seemingly at random to make sure no team or fan base gets TOO comfortable. And while a lot of factors go into who makes it out into the playoffs in a couple months, it’s safe to say […]

  • 5 Reasons An NFL Team Won’t Work In London (And 4 Reasons It Will)

    5 Reasons An NFL Team Won’t Work In London (And 4 Reasons It Will)

    This week, we’re seeing yet another NFL game played in London, and we’re starting to get the feeling that the league is really trying to get at something here. So far, the foreign inroads the American league has made have been minimal at best, but is there reason to believe that the sport could actually […]

  • 15 Athletes Who Dated Adult Film Stars

    15 Athletes Who Dated Adult Film Stars

    When I say this list is about athletes who dated adult film stars, what I really mean, of course, is that it’s about athletes who probably got busy with adult film stars. Why did we lower the bar on what it means to “date”? Well for one, “athletes who dated adult film stars” has a better ring […]

  • The 20 Greatest Manningfaces of All Time

    The 20 Greatest Manningfaces of All Time

    There really is nothing quite like a good Manningface. Some might say that anybody photographed as much as Peyton and Eli Manning would make more than a few awkward faces, and that the only reason Manningface has become a thing is because a famous sports writer (Bill Simmons) turned it into a thing. But people who might […]

  • 9 Reasons Why Kobe Bryant Should Just Retire

    9 Reasons Why Kobe Bryant Should Just Retire

    After missing all but six games last season while rehabbing a ruptured achilles and a fractured lateral tibia plateau, Kobe Bryant has returned for the 2014-15 to play out the two-year $48.5 extension he signed with the Lakers last November. But should he have returned? Was is really a good idea for everyone involved? As you’ve probably figured […]