Sports Lists

  • 21 Figure Skating Costumes that Were Obviously Designed by Somebody on Acid

    21 Figure Skating Costumes that Were Obviously Designed by Somebody on Acid

    There are a lot of interesting uniforms at the 2014 Winter Olympics, from the mariachi ski suit of Mexican skier Hubertus Von Hohenlohe to the seizure-inducing pants of the Norwegian men’s curling team. However, nobody—and I do mean nobody—can match the insanity of the figure skating costumes. These things get more extreme every single time out. […]

  • The 15 Hottest Countries at the 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics

    The 15 Hottest Countries at the 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics

    We’ve already given you our take on the hottest individual female athletes at the 2014 Winter Olympics. However, everyone knows the Olympics aren’t just about individual achievement. They’re also about teamwork and representing your country. So it’s only fitting that we also rank the hottest countries at the Sochi Games. Our methodology? Oh, it’s very scientific. First […]

  • Lovable Losers: 11 Of The Worst Winter Olympians Of All-Time

    Lovable Losers: 11 Of The Worst Winter Olympians Of All-Time

    Every time the Olympics roll around we’re guaranteed to see some pretty remarkable performances, and the 2014 Winter Olympics are certainly no different. However, in addition to the great performances by legendary Olympians, your pretty much also guaranteed some really terrible performances by really terrible Olympians. And that’s what we’re going to focus on today: the world’s worst […]

  • 27 Best #Sochiproblems Tweets and Memes

    27 Best #Sochiproblems Tweets and Memes

    Last week, when members of the western media began to arrive Sochi and complain about the shabby state of their accommodations at the 2014 Winter Olympics, a 20-year-old journalism student from Ontario named Alex Broad thought of a great idea for a funny Twitter handle. Pretty soon @SochiProblems was born. Broad started collecting all the complaints […]

  • 40 Funny Names from the 2014 Winter Olympics

    40 Funny Names from the 2014 Winter Olympics

    The Opening Ceremony of the XXII Olympic Winter Games is going on right now. Over 2,800 elite athletes from all around the globe are gathering in Sochi and celebrating this rare and beautiful time in which we all put aside our cultural, religious, and political differences and celebrate our common humanity. But me? Yeah, I’m […]

  • The 50 Hottest Female Athletes of the 2014 Winter Olympics

    The 50 Hottest Female Athletes of the 2014 Winter Olympics

    The 2014 Winter Olympics have officially begun in Sochi, which means, for the next 18 days, millions of people will be pretending they actually know something about nordic snowshoeing, freestyle tobogganing, dogsledding, or whatever new exotic winter sports they suddenly profess to love. However, we here at Total Pro Sports are going to stick to what […]

  • 25 Athletes to Follow on Twitter During the 2014 Winter Olympics

    25 Athletes to Follow on Twitter During the 2014 Winter Olympics

    The 2014 Winter Olympics get underway tomorrow. That’s right, tomorrow. You probably thought they started Friday because the opening ceremony is Friday, but there are several figure skating, freestyle skiing, and snowboarding events that actually begin on Thursday.  In any case, if you’re as pumped as I am for the Games, then chances are traditional […]

  • The 25 Funniest Broncos Super Bowl Memes

    The 25 Funniest Broncos Super Bowl Memes

    Just as soon as the Seahawks were done thrashing the poor Broncos in Super Bowl XLVIII—or probably before—the internet got to work making  memes for people to post on their Facebook timelines, just like it always does. Of course, many of these memes are stupid, and some of them are just Bronco-themed takes on memes […]

  • The 9 Biggest Super Bowl Blowouts of All-Time

    The 9 Biggest Super Bowl Blowouts of All-Time

    I don’t know about you, but last night my Facebook newsfeed was completely dominated by people whining about Super Bowl XLVIII. The gist of these complaints? That this was the “worst” and/or “most boring” Super Bowl ever.  Now, my immediate reaction to these complaints was that none of these people remembered the 80s and 90s, […]

  • The 11 Best Quarterbacks Never to Win a Super Bowl

    The 11 Best Quarterbacks Never to Win a Super Bowl

    So far 30 different quarterbacks have won the Super Bowl. Some of them—like Montana, Unitas, Bradshaw, Manning, and Brady—are NFL legends. Others—like Plunkett, Williams, Dilfer, and Johnson—are not. If Denver wins Super Bowl XLVIII on Sunday, Peyton Manning will have his second championship. However, if Seattle wins this exclusive club will induct a new member […]

  • 29 Awkward Winter Sports Fail GIFs

    29 Awkward Winter Sports Fail GIFs

    I’m sure the upcoming XXII Olympic Winter Games are going to features some truly incredible athletic performances that amaze and inspire us. However, the they will also certainly feature some truly epic fail, because, man, these sports are hard. It’s not like the Winter athletes are just running and jumping and swimming, all of which […]

  • The 15 Hottest Cheerleaders of Super Bowl XLVIII

    The 15 Hottest Cheerleaders of Super Bowl XLVIII

    We here at Total Pro Sports are committed to covering Super Bowl XLVIII from every possible angle. Of course, by “every possible angle” we mean “anything angle having to do with attractive women,” and by “covering” we mean “so long as we don’t have to leave the couch.” But still, we’re committed. So last week […]

  • The 13 Biggest Scandals in the History of the Winter Olympics

    The 13 Biggest Scandals in the History of the Winter Olympics

    The 2014 Winter Olympics haven’t even gotten underway yet, and already it is looking like they might be amongst the most controversial and scandal-ridden games of all-time. First it was the vague Russian law outlawing “gay propaganda,” which is fairly upsetting for the countries of the world that value free speech. Then came word that the […]

  • 21 Crazy Prop Bets You Can Make on Super Bowl XLVIII

    21 Crazy Prop Bets You Can Make on Super Bowl XLVIII

    Every year, more bets are placed on the Super Bowl than any other single sporting event in the world, and Super Bowl XLVIII will be no different. But do you want to know what’s really lame? Betting on the outcome of the big game. Every single year somebody wins and somebody loses. Moreover, with the […]