Sports Lists

  • 9 Best Teams In The NFL (According To Vegas)

    9 Best Teams In The NFL (According To Vegas)

    In theory, no one should have a better sense of the state of the NFL than Vegas, bookies, and the rest of the gambling community. They’re supposedly cold, calculating enterprises that treat the drama of sports in no higher regard than any other investment opportunity. While the bookies and sports books may be managed to […]

  • 20 College Football Legends with Their Own Statues

    20 College Football Legends with Their Own Statues

    College football season is upon us. Thank God. In an age where the pro teams threaten their home towns with relocation in order to get citizens to build billion dollar stadiums, and where franchise icons will switch teams late in their career just to make $25 million instead of $20 million, college football gives us […]

  • 25 GIFs of People Getting Hit in the Head by a Ball

    25 GIFs of People Getting Hit in the Head by a Ball

    What is it about seeing people get hit in the head by a ball that makes us laugh? It’s rarely funny to those who must suffer the indignity. In fact, sometimes it hurts. A lot. And yet still we laugh. That’s kind of weird, don’t you think? That being said, in the end I don’t […]

  • The 10 Highest-Paid Female Athletes of 2013

    The 10 Highest-Paid Female Athletes of 2013

    With the 2013 U.S. Open underway in New York, now is the perfect time to do a countdown of the highest-paid female athletes in the world. Why is that, you ask? Because of the 10 top earners in women’s sports, seven are tennis players. It’s hard for me to put my finger on why, exactly, women’s […]

  • The 14 Retirement Gifts Given to Mariano Rivera…So Far

    The 14 Retirement Gifts Given to Mariano Rivera…So Far

    When most people retire after a long successful career, their employers and coworkers get them something kind of lame, like a plaque, or an engraved beer stein from Things Remembered. If you are a very famous and successful Major League Baseball player, however, there’s a little more fanfare. You don’t just get a little token […]

  • 20 Fan Signs with Amusing Messages for Alex Rodriguez

    20 Fan Signs with Amusing Messages for Alex Rodriguez

    Okay everyone, this will be the last list making fun of A-Rod for a while. Well, probably. I shouldn’t make any guarantees, because you never know. But after the “most embarrassing moments of Alex Rodriguez” list we did last week and this here “fan signs” list, I think any more would be overkill. Anyway, yes, […]

  • The 9 Least Valuable Teams in the NFL

    The 9 Least Valuable Teams in the NFL

    Whenever the rankings of the value of NFL franchises come out, most of the attention is given to the big guys at the top. Today, however, we’re going to do things in reverse. Instead of counting down the most valuable NFL teams, we’re going to countdown the least valuable NFL teams. Why? Well, for one, doing lists of the […]

  • 37 Amateur Athlete Fail GIFs

    37 Amateur Athlete Fail GIFs

    It’s no secret that we here at Total Pro Sports love animated GIFs, especially when they show athletes failing miserably at whatever sport they are playing. However, the vast majority of the time, the fail GIFs we show you are professional athletes. That’s mostly because it’s fun to make fun of rich people who are […]

  • The 13 Most Hilariously Embarrassing Moments of Alex Rodriguez

    The 13 Most Hilariously Embarrassing Moments of Alex Rodriguez

    As I was reading about the way the Boston Red Sox fans welcomed Alex Rodriguez to Fenway Park over the weekend, the first thought that popped into my head was, “wow, that must be humiliating.” However, I quickly realized that this is A-Rod we’re talking about. The man’s career is literally filled with embarrassing moments. […]

  • 12 Creepiest College Football Mascots

    12 Creepiest College Football Mascots

    The 2013 college football season kicks off in just under two weeks. But before everyone gets preoccupied with the important storylines—like what Johnny Football ate for breakfast, or who will earn the right to lose to an SEC team in the BCS National Championship Game—we really should take a moment to pay tribute to one of the […]

  • The 40 Jerseys of the 2013/14 English Premier League Season

    The 40 Jerseys of the 2013/14 English Premier League Season

    Here in North America, when it comes to sports jerseys, we like continuity. We may tear down our stadiums every 20 years, but the idea of the Yankees or Packers or Celtics or Red Wings changing uniforms every single season just sounds ridiculous. This is not the case in England. There, it’s pretty much expected […]

  • The 21 Best Baseball Fail GIFs of 2013

    The 21 Best Baseball Fail GIFs of 2013

    There are just over six weeks left in the 2013 MLB season. Of course, that still leaves a lot of baseball to be played and a handful of playoff spots to be won, so you can’t really talk about things like who will win a batting title, or Cy Young award, or anything serious like […]

  • Meet the 9 Cricket Cheerleading Squads of the Indian Premier League

    Meet the 9 Cricket Cheerleading Squads of the Indian Premier League

    Most of the time we here at Total Pro Sports focus on cheerleaders from the major North American sports like football, basketball, baseball, and hockey, whether it’s at the professional or collegiate level. However, every once in a while we like to dig a little deeper and give our wonderful readers a taste what else […]

  • 13 Most Notable Celebrity First Pitches of 2013

    13 Most Notable Celebrity First Pitches of 2013

    The ceremonial first pitch exists for several reasons. One is to pay tribute to special people that are deserving of some attention or recognition. Another is to suck up to powerful rich people, like politicians and CEOs. But probably the biggest reason, or at least the most common, is to entertain fans and provide celebrities […]