Sports Lists

  • 25 Hottest NFL WAGs of 2013

    25 Hottest NFL WAGs of 2013

    We’ve covered the first week of NFL action from just about every angle here at Total Pro Sports. Wardrobe malfunctions? Check. Dirty hits? Check. Sideline vomiting? Check. Big surprises? Check. Rowdy kid fans? Check. Epic celebration fails? Check. However, there is one important angle left to cover, and we’re going to tackle that today: the […]

  • 15 Rapping NFL Teams and Players

    15 Rapping NFL Teams and Players

      I been thinking about doing this list for a couple of months now, ever since a certain Eagles wide receiver dropped a new single featuring Snoop Dogg. And this list pretty much became a foregone conclusion when the Manning Brothers dropped their own (satirical) rap video last month. However, I decided it didn’t make […]

  • 11 Biggest Surprises from Week 1 of the 2013 NFL Season

    11 Biggest Surprises from Week 1 of the 2013 NFL Season

    Technically, Week 1 of the 2013 NFL Season isn’t in the books just yet, as the Eagles, Redskins, Texans, and Chargers will kick off their seasons tonight on Monday Night Football. However, we’ve definitely seen enough action thus far to start analyzing and evaluating and—depending on your allegiances—getting your hopes up or down. So today, before […]

  • The 9 Worst NFL Musical Intros Of All Time

    The 9 Worst NFL Musical Intros Of All Time

    Picking the worst NFL theme song is sort of like picking the worst war crimes in history – it’s terrible that there are so many to choose from, but having a multitude of options does make for light work. Unfortunately, the terribleness comes from many different VERSIONS of the same songs, so don’t be surprised […]

  • 9 NFL Coaches Who Probably Won’t Have Jobs Come January

    9 NFL Coaches Who Probably Won’t Have Jobs Come January

    That’s right. This list is GUARANTEEING that every coach you see on this list will not only be fired from their respective teams come January, but will also fail to find gainful employment in any other walk of life, be it vending machine repairman, roofer, Secretary of Health and Human Services, or even CEO of […]

  • 9 Best Teams In The NFL (According To Vegas)

    9 Best Teams In The NFL (According To Vegas)

    In theory, no one should have a better sense of the state of the NFL than Vegas, bookies, and the rest of the gambling community. They’re supposedly cold, calculating enterprises that treat the drama of sports in no higher regard than any other investment opportunity. While the bookies and sports books may be managed to […]

  • 20 College Football Legends with Their Own Statues

    20 College Football Legends with Their Own Statues

    College football season is upon us. Thank God. In an age where the pro teams threaten their home towns with relocation in order to get citizens to build billion dollar stadiums, and where franchise icons will switch teams late in their career just to make $25 million instead of $20 million, college football gives us […]

  • 25 GIFs of People Getting Hit in the Head by a Ball

    25 GIFs of People Getting Hit in the Head by a Ball

    What is it about seeing people get hit in the head by a ball that makes us laugh? It’s rarely funny to those who must suffer the indignity. In fact, sometimes it hurts. A lot. And yet still we laugh. That’s kind of weird, don’t you think? That being said, in the end I don’t […]

  • The 10 Highest-Paid Female Athletes of 2013

    The 10 Highest-Paid Female Athletes of 2013

    With the 2013 U.S. Open underway in New York, now is the perfect time to do a countdown of the highest-paid female athletes in the world. Why is that, you ask? Because of the 10 top earners in women’s sports, seven are tennis players. It’s hard for me to put my finger on why, exactly, women’s […]

  • The 14 Retirement Gifts Given to Mariano Rivera…So Far

    The 14 Retirement Gifts Given to Mariano Rivera…So Far

    When most people retire after a long successful career, their employers and coworkers get them something kind of lame, like a plaque, or an engraved beer stein from Things Remembered. If you are a very famous and successful Major League Baseball player, however, there’s a little more fanfare. You don’t just get a little token […]

  • 20 Fan Signs with Amusing Messages for Alex Rodriguez

    20 Fan Signs with Amusing Messages for Alex Rodriguez

    Okay everyone, this will be the last list making fun of A-Rod for a while. Well, probably. I shouldn’t make any guarantees, because you never know. But after the “most embarrassing moments of Alex Rodriguez” list we did last week and this here “fan signs” list, I think any more would be overkill. Anyway, yes, […]

  • The 9 Least Valuable Teams in the NFL

    The 9 Least Valuable Teams in the NFL

    Whenever the rankings of the value of NFL franchises come out, most of the attention is given to the big guys at the top. Today, however, we’re going to do things in reverse. Instead of counting down the most valuable NFL teams, we’re going to countdown the least valuable NFL teams. Why? Well, for one, doing lists of the […]

  • 37 Amateur Athlete Fail GIFs

    37 Amateur Athlete Fail GIFs

    It’s no secret that we here at Total Pro Sports love animated GIFs, especially when they show athletes failing miserably at whatever sport they are playing. However, the vast majority of the time, the fail GIFs we show you are professional athletes. That’s mostly because it’s fun to make fun of rich people who are […]

  • The 13 Most Hilariously Embarrassing Moments of Alex Rodriguez

    The 13 Most Hilariously Embarrassing Moments of Alex Rodriguez

    As I was reading about the way the Boston Red Sox fans welcomed Alex Rodriguez to Fenway Park over the weekend, the first thought that popped into my head was, “wow, that must be humiliating.” However, I quickly realized that this is A-Rod we’re talking about. The man’s career is literally filled with embarrassing moments. […]