Sports Lists

  • 11 Of The World’s Greatest Drunken Athletes

    11 Of The World’s Greatest Drunken Athletes

    Saturday is St. Patrick’s Day, the one day a year where we celebrate all things Irish. It also happens to be the one day a year where it’s perfectly acceptable to be drunk by ten o’clock in the morning—because we love cultural stereotypes and pretty much any excuse to get sloshed. Now, last year Total […]

  • 25 Embarrassing Sports Fan Gifs

    25 Embarrassing Sports Fan Gifs

    One of the reasons human beings love sports so much is that it provides an outlet for our passion. Lord knows you can’t go to work shirtless with a giant purple letter painted on your chest, and you certainly can’t scream your head off at your boss when he messes something up. So you go […]

  • The 9 Most Ridiculous Grunts In Women’s Tennis

    The 9 Most Ridiculous Grunts In Women’s Tennis

    For some reason, an ever-growing number of female tennis players cannot strike a tennis ball without releasing a loud, passionate grunt. Some players let out a deep, guttural grunt that sounds like their lifting a sofa. Others let out high-pitched screams that sound more like angry sex. But either way, once you notice it, that’s […]

  • 11 MLB Players Who Need Big Comebacks In 2012

    11 MLB Players Who Need Big Comebacks In 2012

    It’s hard to believe, but Major League Baseball’s Opening Day is now only three weeks away, and fans are starting to get pumped. Last week we took a look at some of the game’s aging stars who should just forget forget about one more comeback and retire already. So today we take a look at […]

  • 12 Weirdest Team Names In The 2012 NCAA Tournament

    12 Weirdest Team Names In The 2012 NCAA Tournament

    I don’t know about you, but I’ve given up trying to be scientific when filling out my March Madness bracket. I used to study all the teams’ records, see who they beat and who they didn’t, analyze the RPI rankings—all that stuff. But I’d still lose the office pool to someone who doesn’t know a […]

  • 12 Aging Superstars Dropped Like Bad Habits

    12 Aging Superstars Dropped Like Bad Habits

    Everyone’s talking this week about how the split between Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts was so classy and dignified. And I guess it was about as “classy” as an unwanted, unhappy ending can be. But it’s still sad. Pretty much everyone (besides the hopefuls in Miami, Arizona, Seattle, and Washington) would have preferred to […]

  • 20 Hilarious Mascot Fail Gifs

    20 Hilarious Mascot Fail Gifs

    Everyone loves mascots. This is especially true when your team sucks, and some zany stunt from an anthropomorphized lion or erotic banana is the only excitement you’re going to see all night. But while some mascots are world famous for their comedic shenanigans—like the Philly Phanatic, or the San Diego Chicken—most teams aren’t that lucky. […]

  • 13 Sexiest Spring Break Sports

    13 Sexiest Spring Break Sports

    Every year at this time, every college student on every college campus in America has his or her mind on only one thing: March Madness. And I’m not talking about the basketball tournament. Only 68 schools get to participate in that. No, I’m talking about the other kind of March Madness: spring break. It’s right […]

  • 9 Old Ballplayers Who Should Just Hang ‘Em Up

    9 Old Ballplayers Who Should Just Hang ‘Em Up

    Every March, as baseball clubs truck their gear to Florida and Arizona for the start of spring training, a handful of old guys with bad knees are faced with a tough choice: keep going for one more year, or hang up the cleats for good? Sometimes these guys take a good honest look at their […]

  • The Greatest Athletes to Wear Each Number: No. 99 to No. 00

    The Greatest Athletes to Wear Each Number: No. 99 to No. 00

    You know a superstar athlete has become a legend when his name has become synonymous with his jersey number, and there’s a banner with that number on it hanging in the rafters of every stadium of every team he ever played for. Ninety-nine? That’s Gretzky. Ten? Pele, of course. Forty-two? Jackie Robinson. Twenty-three? Jordan. Duh. […]

  • 15 Impressive Free Throw Distractions

    15 Impressive Free Throw Distractions

    Whether it’s college basketball or the NBA, the numbers are all pretty much the same: the average basketball team tends to make around 72% of its free throws, with good teams draining around 80% and terrible teams hitting around 65%. So if, on average, teams take about 22 free throw attempts per game, the difference […]

  • 15 Insane Auto Racing Crash GIFs

    15 Insane Auto Racing Crash GIFs

    The 2012 Daytona 500 got off to a bit of a shaky start, didn’t it? For a while there, it was starting to feel more like a Major League Baseball game than a NASCAR race, with fans having to wait out not one but two rain-delays. However, once the race actually got underway Monday, we […]

  • The NBA’s Hottest Cheerleaders (By Team): Western Conference

    The NBA’s Hottest Cheerleaders (By Team): Western Conference

    Last week, Total Pro Sports brought you the NBA’s Hottest Cheerleaders (By Team): Eastern Conference. This week, as promised, we bring you Part 2: The Western Conference. Now, we all know that Kevin Durant and the West beat LeBron James and the East in the All-Star game this past Sunday. But will the West also […]

  • 11 Pro Athletes Who Tagged In To Pro Wrestling

    11 Pro Athletes Who Tagged In To Pro Wrestling

    A few weeks back it was announced that Wrestlemania 28 will be held at Miami’s Sun Life Stadium on Sunday, April 1. Only 4 matches officially scheduled so far (the main event being John Cena vs. The Rock) but this is the WWE, so you know there will be tons of surprises. One of the […]

  • 15 Oscar-Losing Sports Films

    15 Oscar-Losing Sports Films

    Sports films have done pretty well at the Oscars over the years, relatively speaking. Many have racked up nominations for acting, directing, or best picture, and four— Rocky, Raging Bull, Chariots of Fire, and Million Dollar Baby —even won best picture. Last night, Moneyball had a chance to join these films in the pantheon of […]