Sports Lists

  • 9 Professional Athletes With Extremely Weird Hobbies

    9 Professional Athletes With Extremely Weird Hobbies

    It can’t just be about sports. It can’t. Sure you can focus on just sports, but then you wind up boring and creepy, like Kobe Bryant. Variety is the spice of life, and these guys certainly have variety in spades. It’s hard to get further away from the world of athletics than bow ties, S.W.A.T. […]

  • 9 Funniest Kiss-Cam Moments

    9 Funniest Kiss-Cam Moments

    The Kiss-Cam might be the single best innovation of the live sports experience in the past 25 years…or at least since the dot races. No other spectacle provides such opportunity for humiliation, lust, comedy, and humiliation again. I’m sure when that camera focuses on you and yours, the adrenaline starts going and that little voice […]

  • 9 Insane Sports of the Ancient World

    9 Insane Sports of the Ancient World

    The sports that we decry as violent today really aren’t so bad in the context of historical competitions. Sure, a fat drunk Phillies fan threw up on a little girl, but, on the bright side, at least he didn’t ritualistically sacrifice her to the baseball gods. Football might be facing a concussion crisis, but until […]

  • 9 Greatest Athlete Music Video Cameos

    9 Greatest Athlete Music Video Cameos

    Nothing gets my “inessential cross-promotion” engine going like a good athlete cameo in anything, be it TV show, film, or music video. Music videos are the best avenue for athletes because the allow them to appear their athlet-iest, looking like big shots, wearing sunglasses indoors, and just looking awesome. And athletes like their cameos cause […]

  • 15 Hilarious NHL GIFs

    15 Hilarious NHL GIFs

    Hmmm…Good introduction for a list of 15 funny, dumb hockey GIF’s. Hmmm. There isn’t too much to say here, so let me just run you through some high points of the next 15 images. We have sexual gestures, crotch shots, more than a handful of people falling down, and green man (men). If that doesn’t […]

  • 9 Athletes with Ridiculously Hot Daughters

    9 Athletes with Ridiculously Hot Daughters

    These lists are always tricky, because I know my audience, but I also know that these (somewhat) unaffected girls are appearing on this list simply because of their lineage. HOWEVER, they are hot. And that WILL NOT be ignored. So let’s all appreciate their beauty and dynamic talents on a civil level and never contemplate […]

  • 9 Unbelievable Sports Curses

    9 Unbelievable Sports Curses

    According to this list, it’s just not possible for a sports figure or team to suck. Their must be supernatural powers at play, conspiring to keep the Padres from winning the world series, or deciding that, for no reason, the NY Rangers have suffered enough, granting them a Stanley Cup after 54 years. The big […]

  • 9 Greatest Movie Basketball Coaches of All Time

    9 Greatest Movie Basketball Coaches of All Time

    In the realm of sports films, coaches always exist as larger than life, sage characters, like human Yodas. And in no sport is that more true than basketball, when the only physical gap between the coach and his players is the space between two seats on the sideline. So here are some good coaches and […]

  • 12 Awful Hockey Playoff Beards

    12 Awful Hockey Playoff Beards

    Well, we’re now halfway through the NHL playoffs and, as always, some truly amazing beards are starting to take shape. We have the New York Islanders teams of the early 1980s to thank for this. Of all the things that dynasty accomplished, inventing the playoff beard has to be the greatest. Hell, even NFL and […]

  • 7 Famous Athletes Who ‘Dated’ Porn Stars

    7 Famous Athletes Who ‘Dated’ Porn Stars

    No one is surprised by the coupling of athletes and porn stars. They’re both performers, they’re both (largely) fit and attractive, and they’re both kinda famous. Rather, I was surprised by how FEW instances there were of relationships or even liaisons between the two professions. In fact, two of the entrants on this list have […]

  • 9 of the Most Charitable Athletes of All Time

    9 of the Most Charitable Athletes of All Time

    Professional athletes worked hard to get where they are, and they continue to work hard day in and day out to stay on top of their game. However, the guy who picks up my garbage works pretty damn hard, too. Same goes for the dude who drives the bus down my street and the lady […]

  • 11 Popular Pop Songs That Name-Check Athletes

    11 Popular Pop Songs That Name-Check Athletes

    Sports and music go together like chocolate and peanut butter. Both professions garner notoriety, breed a culture of financial indiscretion, and both are just kind of awesome. So it’s no wonder that the two bleed together, like when LeBron James refused to acknowledge a beef with DeShawn Stevenson, saying that would be like “Jay-Z getting […]

  • The 12 Most Ridiculous Kentucky Derby Hats

    The 12 Most Ridiculous Kentucky Derby Hats

    This weekend, our nation’s focus turns away from the crushing pain of existence and onto the dazzling display of surfaces being paraded at a Kentucky horse track. The derby is known for two things (three if you count the anticlimactic race itself): Mint juleps and big-ass hats. I lobbied to show 12 pictures of delicious-looking […]

  • 15 Hilarious NBA GIFs

    15 Hilarious NBA GIFs

    Oh GIF’s! What would life be like without you? That’s right, almost exactly the same, but slightly less obnoxious. Well, as silly as this technology is (and it’s quite silly), there are a disarming number of funny ones online. Without our good friend “GIFs,” I wouldn’t have known that LeBron has amazingly smelly farts or […]

  • 9 Sexiest Celebrity Sports Fans

    9 Sexiest Celebrity Sports Fans

    Few things are better than a hot female sports fan. One of those things is a famous hot female sports fan. When the cameras scan the crowd, it’s normally just a bunch of dudes and unknown females. But every so often, you get autonomously devout practitioners. There exist a bunch of different reasons why they’re […]