Sports Lists

  • 9 Obnoxious People You Might See At An NHL Playoff Game

    9 Obnoxious People You Might See At An NHL Playoff Game

    It’s playoff time. And that means that getting to live hockey is a mandate. However, live playoff matches aren’t without their caveats. For instance, you can get caught in a run-in with any of the 9 personality types you see below. That can cast a shadow on even the most exciting barnburner of a game. […]

  • 10 Hottest WAGs of the NHL

    10 Hottest WAGs of the NHL

    Women don’t always go for the bad boys. Don’t get me wrong, hockey players are tough as nails, but they simply don’t in the same sandbox as basketball and football players when it comes to bad behavior. They also have some truly awful hair and myriad dental problems. It must be their slapshots that reel […]

  • 9 Greatest ‘Barns’ To Watch An NHL Playoff Game

    9 Greatest ‘Barns’ To Watch An NHL Playoff Game

    The season is upon us. The Stanley Cup Playoffs are back. But not all playoff environments are created equal. Their exists an upper echelon that combines the proper elements of technology, history, passionate fans, and pure beauty to create an environment that surpasses most every other hockey venue. So if you are lucky enough to […]

  • 9 Team Owners Who Look Like the Crypt Keeper

    9 Team Owners Who Look Like the Crypt Keeper

    Ghouls and professional sports franchise owners have a lot in common. Both are usually evil, despised, feared, and stuck somewhere between this world and the next. As such, we thought we’d compare some well known sports owners to one of the most well known ghouls of all: the Crypt Keeper from HBO’s “Tales From the […]

  • 9 Gayest-Sounding NBA Team Names

    9 Gayest-Sounding NBA Team Names

    There’s only 32 teams in the NBA, and practically a third of them conjure up some sort of homoerotic undertones or phallic imagery. Why is that? With other sports, it’s still uncannily high (like 20%), but the NBA really seems to go the extra mile. I’m not going to speculate as to why. That’s for […]

  • 11 Athletes We’d Like to Punch in the Face

    11 Athletes We’d Like to Punch in the Face

    This list could be a thousand entries long. Of course, everyone has their own athletes they want to punch. I’m sure someone out there hates Dirk Nowitzki with a passion and wants nothing more to see him hurt, but that’s not what this list is about. Some athletes, seemingly universally, just rub everyone the wrong […]

  • The 9 Hottest Softball Players: Female Edition

    The 9 Hottest Softball Players: Female Edition

    UPDATE: It’s a good time to be a female softball player fan, even if you don’t care about softball. To hammer that message home, a couple of bonus hot female softball players have been added to this list. As you can see, there’s no dearth of attractive softball players in the world, and if you’ve […]

  • 9 Greatest Modern Jock Jams

    9 Greatest Modern Jock Jams

    Everyone and their dog has gone over “We Will Rock You,” “Eye of the Tiger,” and the like for most of their adult lives. Thanks to “The Sopranos,” you can dump Journey into that pile of dinosaur rock as well. But what of the newer guard of arena rock? While years of psychotherapy can’t get […]

  • 9 Memorable Masters Moments (Videos)

    9 Memorable Masters Moments (Videos)

    “A tradition unlike any other.” Kind of arrogant, but true. While golf is steeped in tradition from Pebble Beach to St. St. Andrews, no course or tournament pays tribute to the past with the jackets, the unchanging concession prices, and other controversial traditions. Well, it’s not all just a bunch of smoke. This is the […]

  • The 9 Greatest (Dumbest) Sports Toys

    The 9 Greatest (Dumbest) Sports Toys

    Sports toys. It’s a weird phrase. Sports are competitive, and, by definition, toys are not. So where does one draw the line? It’s a tricky question, and one that retailers have not been able to draw. In hindsight, they all seem pretty silly. I rag on pretty much every toy on this list, as a […]

  • 9 Goofiest Sports Posters Of The 80′s and 90′s

    9 Goofiest Sports Posters Of The 80′s and 90′s

    Simpler Times. That’s the only thing I can really say in a half-assed attempt to explain why such rich, famous athletes would get duded up like schmucks to personify puns made of their names. *Deep breath* I don’t know why I feel compelled to explain their actions. The posters are hilarious, as it’s always a […]

  • 19 Hottest Female Soccer Players

    19 Hottest Female Soccer Players

    UPDATE: Soccer players just keep getting hotter in the last couple years, so we’ve got to update our files in order to keep up with the increased stats. So when you check out this slideshow with the hottest female soccer players of all time, you’ll notice a couple of bonus slides in there with the […]

  • The 9 Most Iconic Baseball Cards You Wish You Still Had (1985 – 1995)

    The 9 Most Iconic Baseball Cards You Wish You Still Had (1985 – 1995)

    Allow me to preemptively strike any criticisms that come part and parcel with trying to hone an entire beloved industry into 9 examples. Your favorite player may not be on this list. My favorite player isn’t on this list either. However, during about a decade of collecting baseball cards (1986-1994, give or take), some cards […]

  • The 9 Goofiest Names in Sports

    The 9 Goofiest Names in Sports

    I always felt like there were more, but in boning up on this list topic, I found that there aren’t quite as many funny names as one would think. But the March Madness tournament is always a great place to mine at least four funny names per year. Combine that with college football, and it […]

  • 9 Most Hilarious Mascot Pranks

    9 Most Hilarious Mascot Pranks

    Oh mascots. You pretty much just appeal to little kids and the mentally handicapped, but every so often, you do something that’s very unbecoming (and normally a little mean) that makes us fall in love with you all over again. The more out of line, the better, as it’s a perfect linear relationship. Under the […]