Sports Lists

  • 9 Awesome Videos of Animals Playing Sports

    9 Awesome Videos of Animals Playing Sports

    I’ll be the first one to admit that this daily piece is culturally biased. For almost a year now, I have been focusing almost exclusively on human athletes. Well, that stops now. I have overlooked a large segment of the sporting population, and with today’s piece, I would like to move the spotlight to some […]

  • 9 Worst TV/Movie Appearances By Athletes

    9 Worst TV/Movie Appearances By Athletes

    There are many, many, many horrible athlete cameos, stemming from the 1980’s, when athletes would show up on very special episodes to tell little kids not to smoke pot or start gambling. Which is ironic, because so many pro athletes love to smoke pot and gamble. Well, they also like to act, which isn’t always […]

  • 9 College Stars Who Fizzled in the NBA

    9 College Stars Who Fizzled in the NBA

    Oh, nothing like college draft busts to remind us how different the two games are. It’s one thing to see a high school or international player get picked up and fail when making the leap to the NBA, but when it’s an NCAA player, who has existed under our very noses, it makes us wonder […]

  • 9 Greatest Porn Staches In Sports History

    9 Greatest Porn Staches In Sports History

    What delineates a porn ‘stache from a regular mustache? Virtually nothing. That’s a like discerning between a very fat man and an obese man. I believe that every type of mustache has a place in pornography, though some are more apt (Adam Morrison has a very traditional porn ‘stache, and if he was a better […]

  • 9 Hottest Female Surfers

    9 Hottest Female Surfers

    Here are some really hot surfer girls. The hottest, actually. Hmm. What else can be said about these girls? They’re almost all blonde, tan, in great shape and the median age is hovering around 20. If you’re still reading this and not scrolling down for the pictures yet, you’re weird. I’m going to berate you […]

  • 9 Biggest Sports Meltdowns, Temper Tantrums, and Blowups

    9 Biggest Sports Meltdowns, Temper Tantrums, and Blowups

    Emotions run sky-high in sports, so it’s not hard to scroll through hundreds of instances of mouthing off and water cooler-tossing. Sometimes these tirades are scathing beratings, hilarious acts of violence against inanimate objects, and, at their worst, episodes of “When Animals Attack.” I chose a smattering of all three types because variety is the […]

  • 9 Lamest Excuses For Why Your NCAA Bracket Is In Shambles

    9 Lamest Excuses For Why Your NCAA Bracket Is In Shambles

    Well, the first weekend of the 2011 NCAA Tournament is in the books. Now you have to go to work and face your co-workers, who will not let you forget that you are currently in last place in the office pool, right behind the temp who filled out her whole bracket according to the cuteness/scariness […]

  • 9 Biggest Crybabies in Sports

    9 Biggest Crybabies in Sports

    Allow me to clarify this title. It’s not about actually who actually cry (as we covered last week), but rather about men who simply won’t stop whining. People that won’t stop complaining about calls, bitch to the media about clubhouse affairs, etc. They are among the most destructive and obnoxious types of personalities, so we’ve […]

  • The 9 Greatest Irish Athletes

    The 9 Greatest Irish Athletes

    I’ll be honest. We probably wouldn’t be running this list if it wasn’t St. Patrick’s Day. But it is, so we are. The history of Irish athletes is far from fabled. Despite the large population of Irish-Americans, only reside 4 million people on the Emerald Isle, so don’t get your hopes up for a smorgasbord […]

  • 9 Hottest Female Sports Uniforms

    9 Hottest Female Sports Uniforms

    Fortunately for dudes, female athletic gear made for performance is normally tight and there isn’t much of it. So, there are quite a few uniforms from which to pick the cream of the crop, though anything with pads or helmets are automatically disqualified. No one thinks pads or helmets are sexy. They’re dorky, actually. That […]

  • 11 Biggest Upsets in NCAA Tournament History

    11 Biggest Upsets in NCAA Tournament History

    Ahhh, March Madness! There really is something fantastical about this time of year, isn’t there? Something in the air? Something that magically transforms people with no knowledge of college basketball into heralded geniuses who suddenly have little extra cash lining their pockets? Kind of pisses you off, doesn’t it? Well, as Carlos Santana once said, […]

  • 9 Awesome Trick-Shot Videos

    9 Awesome Trick-Shot Videos

    With the popularity of YouTube and viral videos, athletes have turned to more gimmicky settings. Of course, seeing these displays live is one thing, but on video, who knows what is actually going on. I am not inclined to believe any of these things are rigged, but even I could put together a pretty impressive […]

  • The 9 Worst Formula 1 Crash Videos

    The 9 Worst Formula 1 Crash Videos

    Ahh, motorsports. Rarely do we find ourselves so often rooting for misfortune, then feeling like horrible, horrible people when it happens. Well, I’m here to eliminate the middleman. These crashes have already taken place, so you don’t need to hope for them, which means you don’t need to feel bad about them when you watch […]

  • 9 Instances When It Was (Sort Of) Okay for Athletes to Cry

    9 Instances When It Was (Sort Of) Okay for Athletes to Cry

    That title is a little misleading. I”m not sure it’s ever truly “okay” for athletes to cry. Sure, there is the drama of competition, and of course emotions run high, but it’s still somewhat uncomfortable to see these modern-day gladiators break down in tears. I understand it, but I really don’t like it. Fortunately it […]

  • 9 Ways to Get Her Interested in the Game

    9 Ways to Get Her Interested in the Game

    Without context, if you’re a girl or guy, watching a pro sports game isn’t that much different than watching an elementary school version of the same sport. The reason we care is because we know these people are the best. When they’re not the best, as college athletes aren’t as good as their pro counterparts, […]